What's the dealio? Makoto san
Posted 6/4/15


Posted 6/4/15
He must have invented cancer or something.
Posted 6/4/15

haikinka wrote:

He must have invented cancer or something.


or recruiting lolis
Posted 6/4/15

severticas wrote:

or recruiting lolis


Lord of the Paedophiles.
Posted 6/4/15

haikinka wrote:


severticas wrote:

or recruiting lolis


Lord of the Paedophiles.


lmao.

Me on this thread to Makoto san:
LEAVE PEADOPHILES ALONE! T_T
Posted 6/4/15
300 Years Later

Valdeus awakens, their eyes opening to the morning sun, gleaming through the dusty curtains of the crypt of banned users. The date is one they've waited for, the date they are unbanned. June the 6th, 4015.

He leans over, reaching for his mighty sword from within his decrepit tomb. "I may just use this today", he says, looking at his glimmering reflection, his ghastly eyes sunken from 300 years of sleep.

"At last my return". Raising the sword, he yells with all his might, the echo filling the crypt. "I....have....RETURNED!"

The sword illuminates, as the power surges through his body. The memories flood his mind, as he reminiscences of the day we was sent to this vile womb of inhumanity.

"At last", he mutters. "At last"

He rises from the tomb, his shaky legs weak from atrophy. In the corner, covered in dark cobwebs, sits a computer. It now is a yellowish tint, from years of decay. Valdeus the mighty walks toward it, pressing the button, as it slowly begins to power on.

"What I can do now", he says, "is seek revenge on those who banned me!"

The computer now booted, he sits down. His fingers move slow, as the defunct joints regain mobility. The words come to him as he remembers.

C--r----u

He types the address into the toolbar, as he slowly hits enter.

The screen freezes momentarily, as the browser searches.

His heart pounding, the moment he waited for 300 years to do. It has come. The possibilities are endless.

The screen goes blank, as it slowly loads. He gulps, elation taking over his body. This is the moment.

The screen loads, as his eyes meet the image before him.

"I'm sorry, we couldn't find that"

It was foretold.

It was to be true.

He waited 300 years to log onto a website long gone.

Crunchyroll is no more, but Valdeus' rage still burns.
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What.
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Amusing thread, since I'm a cancer survivor. Doubly so, since it doesn't say who banned them...
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MakotoKamui wrote:

Amusing thread, since I'm a cancer survivor. Doubly so, since it doesn't say who banned them...


....... I know who did it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8f8T5bFzz0
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