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Things You Get Asked Often
Posted 6/8/15
"Would you like another tea?"
Posted 6/8/15
I mostly get asked this:

"Why do you always look so mad?"

I don't know. That's just my face. Can't help it.

"So why don't you smile then?"

I don't have a reason to?


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Posted 6/8/15

thestars201 wrote:

"So why don't you smile then?"

I don't have a reason to?


So true haha.

If I am thinking in all honestly a question I get asked most would be "What's up?" It's pretty much a hello for my friends now.
Posted 6/8/15
Are you like black or half black?
Uhm, I'm actually full asian. Have you never seen a tan asian before, some of us aren't opaque white.

Are you okay?
Yeah, why?

How old are you?
Of age, that's forsure.

Want to help me with my math homework
No, not really.
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Posted 6/8/15
while I like answering questions, I don't always appreciate these.

"Why don't you and your sister look alike?"

We're fraternal, not identical.

"Why're you the only one in your family with red hair?"

Recessive genes.

Is St.Patrick's Day your favorite holiday?

Go away.
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Posted 6/8/15 , edited 6/9/15
How long is your hair?
All the way to my ass.

Will you cut it?
Took me a decade to get there, go away.

You sound funny, did you grow up in Bavaria?
No.

Austria then?
No.

Than what's with your funkey accent?
Russian.

You don't look/feel/come off as a russian...
So....?

Why do you keep correcting people?
I had a very pedantic girlfriend and she assimilated me, now suffer my pain you grammatically impaired buffoon!

You use strange colourful words, what's up with that?
I'm insulting you right into your face and I take joy with your incapabilty to understand.

Are you the driver? Why don't you drink (alcohol) like the rest?
I hate being intoxicated. Your breath stinks, go away.

Do you have a girlfriend? When are going to get married? I know a nice girl there, we could even import you one...
SHUT UP MOM!
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Posted 6/8/15 , edited 6/8/15
why don't you talk?

I'm a quiet person because I don't talk unless it's necessary.

I think of it as being efficient
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Posted 6/8/15
"Why do you never smile?"

I don't know I thought I did.

"Why do you look so angry"

I don't know

"Do you do pot?"

No.
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Posted 6/8/15
Are you going to permanently retire soon?
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Posted 6/8/15
"Late night last night?"

"did you drink last night?"

"What time did you go to bed last night?"

"Up gaming last night?"

"When are you going to hurry up and go to Japan?"

"why dont you get an Asian bride?"

"been to an Asian brothel yet?"

etc

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Posted 6/8/15
How many kids do you have?
4
You guys are done having kids, right?
Probably.
Hey, can you do this (insert random work task) for me?
Probably, let me know when you need it.
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Posted 6/8/15
"What's wrong with you?"

Um nothing?

"What's wrong with your legs though?"

Okay now we are getting to the bottom of your slightly rude curiosity. I was born with it that's really all there is to say.

"What do you have? Will it get better?"

It's not like I have a disease you won't catch it if you touch me nor will our unborn children have it if we procreate and no it won't get better only worse as I get older but thanks for reminding me. I'm just a regular guy who walks with a bit of a limp is all.

"Why don't you drink?"

Because I don't want to.

"You should try a drink you would lighten up and drink more!"

I don't want to drink.

"But you have a drink at Christmas and at a wedding right?"

"No. That would be like saying a vegetarian can eat Turkey because it's Christmas."

"But you don't know what will happen if you don't try right?"

I'll tell you what happens I throw up.
Posted 6/8/15
"Shall we go out on another walk again later on?"
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Posted 6/8/15
Have you taken a shower? Yes mom, geesh

What do you want?
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Posted 6/8/15 , edited 6/8/15
"What's your ethnicity?"

"Are you a bad driver?"

"Do you not eat?"

"Are you rich?"

"What time did you go to bed?"

"Why are you always sick?"
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