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If I were interested in love and wanted to get married some day
(god forbid)
I'd have some real simple ideas about what I'd do.

For one, it'd be outdoors... you can't smoke in a fancy wedding hall or church, and you can always get a gazebo if it rains. I would like all the bridesmaids to look like strippers, but I'm sure my wife would have a problem with that... but if I had a woman who didn't have a problem with that... I'd have already married her.

For one, the food would be more down to earth. Instead of champagne, we'd have colt 45, but it would be served in a champagne glass, so it looks fancy. Instead of a fucking cake, we'd just have a shit ton of food on the grill. Steak, ribs, smoked pork shoulder... just all sorts of shit. Nobody would have any room for a wedding cake. I'd just have the man and woman figurines sitting atop a giant rack of ribs, covered in BBQ sauce. As for side dishes, we'd just have a whole bunch of soul food. And to hell with a DJ. Why do I need a DJ, I'd just play my copy of Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" album. DJ covered... And instead of a preacher, we'd have the rapper Lil Jon to conduct the ceremony.
Of course there would be lots of narcotics, but I'm sure you'd have guessed that by now.
The whole reception would just be one backyard BBQ party.

And then I'd have a taxi drive us home, since neither of us would be able to do it ourselves.
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Off topic> Dude tell us what u do to get inspired on this forum?
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IngramIV wrote:

Would be in Anor Londo
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What do I do? A lot of substances.
Posted 6/10/15 , edited 6/19/15
Let's have that Frozen wedding
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Wedding on the moon.


But honestly, a potluck wedding would suffice for me.
There are better things you can spend money on.
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IngramIV wrote:

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Reminds me of a stoner with all the random rants.

And to answer the topic... Assuming I could find someone who can put up with me (good luck with that if you're out there) I'd keep it simple and small. Just a typical quiet ceremony at the church I attended as a child. I'm not a fan of crowds.
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Not that I am ready for that kind of thing.. but I am sure I would let my girl friend plan it..
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IT WILL BE ON A PIRATE SHIP. No where else.

That way it'd be easy to keep my wedding small, as a ship can only accommodate so many and then only the ones that can actually get up a wooden gangplank. I don't care about anything else, as long as it's on a pirate ship.
Posted 6/10/15
A fantasy wedding at the Cathedral of Light in Stormwind. Heh...

I remember seeing this ages ago and thinking it was the sweetest thing ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZrU3RtWF30
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A fantasy wedding at the Cathedral of Light in Stormwind. Heh...

I remember seeing this ages ago and thinking it was the sweetest thing ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZrU3RtWF30


That's pretty nerdy, but not as nerdy as this
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Meh.. I'm not into Pokemon. But it is kinda cute.
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The rest would be up to her, but this guy would definitely be in it

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My dress would be based on the one that Ciel wears in Kuroshitsuji. And there would be tea, cake, and lots of rabbits running around.

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A wedding that doesn't cost me money
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