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Posted 6/17/15 , edited 6/17/15
Just tell a story that you heard about, witnessed, or were apart of while in school that was funny, interesting, crazy, or even scary. I'll probably edit and post mine story when I remember the entirety of it.

Well one time while I was in 6th grade Me and 2 of my friends were grouped up in for a project and our desks were located next to the projector and our teacher was explaining what we needed to do for the class. One of my friends Elias was for some odd reason spitting into a tic-tac container that had the sticker ripped off so it looked just like a clear container, and filled it halfway. I didn't question it. :mellow:

Anyways our teacher saw Elias holding it and asked,"Oh is that hand sanitizer, can I get some?" Elias didn't respond he just stayed silent. Our teacher promptly proceeded to take it out of his had since I guess that he took it as a yes. at the moment I was like

He opens it up and right at that moment me and my other friend start screaming,"NO, NO, STOP!!!" and all of it just dumps into his hand and he starts rubbing it in.We were too late. Our little group just starts laughing hysterically. Our teacher confused says,"What!?!, What?!?" Laughing I reply," Elias was spitting in that it's not... it's not hand santatizer." and he lifts up his hand and smells it to check and makes a face of disgust.

In hindsight we all just let it happen I don't know why either.
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Story...huh? Well, one of the teachers at the high school I used to got arrested during school hours for trying to hire a hitman. He became the laughingstock of the school.

Tada

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/30/james-pepe-florida-high-school-teacher-arrested-murder-for-hire_n_1926999.html
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Story...huh? Well, one of the teachers at the high school I used to got arrested during school hours for trying to hire a hitman. He became the laughingstock of the school.

Tada

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/30/james-pepe-florida-high-school-teacher-arrested-murder-for-hire_n_1926999.html


That's something you don't hear everyday

I appreciate the contribution good sir.
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Our teachers dressed up as ninja on Halloween and went on the roof and fought for our entertainment before our first class. Then, some other random ninja went on the roof and played with them as well.

Later, we all realized that we were one ninja short. Nobody knew who that last ninja was.
Posted 6/17/15

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Our teachers dressed up as ninja on Halloween and went on the roof and fought for our entertainment before our first class. Then, some other random ninja went on the roof and played with them as well.

Later, we all realized that we were one ninja short. Nobody knew who that last ninja was.


I don't know why that last sentence made me laugh so hard, but it did!
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Morbidhanson wrote:

Our teachers dressed up as ninja on Halloween and went on the roof and fought for our entertainment before our first class. Then, some other random ninja went on the roof and played with them as well.

Later, we all realized that we were one ninja short. Nobody knew who that last ninja was.


I don't know why that last sentence made me laugh so hard, but it did!


They all had their face masks on so we were like wtf who was that? It could have been any random stranger from the street dressed as a ninja.....or perhaps it was just a real ninja.


Another time, we were dissecting a cow eyeball. The scalpels were terribly dull. People were really squeamish but I was enjoying myself thoroughly. One of the squeamish girls cut into the retina and the juice popped out and went all over her shirt and she screamed. I felt bad but I laughed.
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Well, from a teacher's point of view, this was pretty funny....

A group of students of mine came in on a Wednesday dressed in a camel suit, saying "Guess what day it is??"

That was pretty funny. Hump day.
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Back in 89' when I was a wee lad of 16, I was in a date auction to raise money for my high school. This doesn't sound immediately embarrassing however, I was bought by someone's mom and on the date she made me mow her lawn and clean the garage.
They called me Mr. Clausen for years.
Posted 6/17/15
There was a performance happening and it was crowded.
I didn't realise for whatever reason.
I walked right through the performance and I remember pausing in the middle of it.
Stood for a while and looked at the crowd.
Then I just moved on my merry way.

Wow. I'm dense.

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There was actually a guy who used to go to my school, he was so obsessed with Hump Day that every Wednesday (back when our school was free dress and we didn't have awful uniforms) -- he'd wear a t-shirt adorned with a camel, and shout "HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" constantly. To the point where one of my female classmates punched him for it, not seriously, badly punched him, but punched him enough in the arm to the point of where he understood how irritatingly repetitive he was being.
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There was actually a guy who used to go to my school, he was so obsessed with Hump Day that every Wednesday (back when our school was free dress and we didn't have awful uniforms) -- he'd wear a t-shirt adorned with a camel, and shout "HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" constantly. To the point where one of my female classmates punched him for it, not seriously, badly punched him, but punched him enough in the arm to the point of where he understood how irritatingly repetitive he was being.


Huh, similar to my story, but in my case it was funny. And the guy wasn't a bad guy. He didn't do it to excess. I suppose the second funniest story I have from school is one where someone came up to me and said "Are you the teacher?"

That was in the 10th week of the semester.
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well it's not that interesting but my panties were found in the teacher's lounge one time

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animegirl2222 wrote:

There was actually a guy who used to go to my school, he was so obsessed with Hump Day that every Wednesday (back when our school was free dress and we didn't have awful uniforms) -- he'd wear a t-shirt adorned with a camel, and shout "HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" constantly. To the point where one of my female classmates punched him for it, not seriously, badly punched him, but punched him enough in the arm to the point of where he understood how irritatingly repetitive he was being.


Huh, similar to my story, but in my case it was funny. And the guy wasn't a bad guy. He didn't do it to excess. I suppose the second funniest story I have from school is one where someone came up to me and said "Are you the teacher?"

That was in the 10th week of the semester.



Guy mentioned in mine wasn't so bad as much as he was just kind of ignorant as to everyone else's annoyance. putting aside all the Hump Day stuff though, and how repetitive it got, he was a funny and pretty nice dude. Just a bit attention deficit.
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well it's not that interesting but my panties were found in the teacher's lounge one time



scandalous!!
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Another time, we were dissecting a cow eyeball. The scalpels were terribly dull. People were really squeamish but I was enjoying myself thoroughly. One of the squeamish girls cut into the retina and the juice popped out and went all over her shirt and she screamed. I felt bad but I laughed.


Honestly I would of probably laughed too. At least it didn't hit her in the eye, that would of been Ironic.
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