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Post Reply North Korea cures MERS, Ebola, and AIDS
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5.45x39 Higher velocity cortical lead therapy.


.950 JDJ - when you want to treat the whole body at once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPX083IIj40



and yours.Ouch!
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Markest1 wrote:

I bet this is just another claim of "brilliance" from the narcissistic pigboy leader who's ego is big enough to feed his people but won't I can't believe this garbage is news.


No kidding! And it cures harmful results from the computer, too!

That's the biggest news since Iraq reported that American troops would be unable to kill Saddam Hussein because he was protected by his magic goat! (Yes.)
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This little piggy claimed he found a cure for (insert disease here)?
This little piggy be bluffing.
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Proof please
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Proof please


Dear Leader says it, so it must be true. That's all the proof you need.
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come to america pls
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Kim is the gift that keeps on giving
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pirththee wrote:


ran76 wrote:


pirththee wrote:

5.45x39 Higher velocity cortical lead therapy.


.950 JDJ - when you want to treat the whole body at once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPX083IIj40



and yours.Ouch!


To quote Adam Savage: (points to the .30-06 bullet) This kills you (points to the .50 bullet) this kills you and everyone else in the room." the .950 takes out the building
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i doubt it
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north korea never ceases to surprise me...
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I always thought AIDS was the cure for North Korea.
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You people do know that if it is on the internet it must be true. If you say it enough times it will be true too.


*sarcastic chuckle*
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GrateSaiyaman wrote:

You people do know that if it is on the internet it must be true. If you say it enough times it will be true too.

I know what you mean, I knew how to cure aids before this lolz...

I even got a study that says 1 out of 10 people when not breathing will cure aids, amazing right?!!
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Come one, come all, and witness a miracle of modern medical innovation! With Big Brother Kim's patented "Do Everything" tonic there's not an ailment you won't come back from! A single spoonful is enough to make a stomachache go the way of the dodo in a heartbeat, two spoonfuls for the flu! Bad back? No problem! Just rub some of Big Brother Kim's patented "Do Everything" tonic on the affected area and in moments the pain will fade away! Pour some in your potted plants and before your eyes they'll go from wilted yellow to sturdy, vibrant green stalks! Computer problems? Not anymore! Just wipe down the motherboard with Big Brother Kim's patented "Do Everything" tonic and your eyes shall never suffer images of Western decadence ever again, and as an added bonus you'll be treated to a delightful light show courtesy of our beloved Leader! It's not just for computers, though! Radios, televisions, cellular telephones, anything which would allow the corrupting influences beyond the minefields and barbed wire fences of eternal love and happiness can be fixed with just a small helping of Big Brother Kim's patented "Do Everything" tonic! Our glorious Leader is so confident in this product that he even uses it to fuel our mighty arsenal of missiles which definitely do not keep falling into the sea or exploding on launch!

Big Brother Kim's patented "Do Everything" tonic does exactly what it says on the bottle, folks! Get some today!
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"North Korea has taken drastic measures in the past to guard against viral diseases, and it has recently intensified screening and vowed "watertight" measures at airports and border crossings to ward off the MERS virus." Yeah if they really found a cure or were this close to one then why the watertight security?

I mean seriously who do they think they are fooling? First of all those are all just random diseases that haven't been cured even if a cure was discovered it would be for one not all of them because their causes and effects are all EXTREMELY different. It's like using a hammer to insert a screw instead of a nail it's a completely different kind of thing. So the idea anyone could make a drug, a SINGLE drug that cures pretty much everything is just the most absurd thing I am ever heard. Unless it's the fucking blood of jesus christ himself or god's tear or some other equally miracle empowered liquid then it's just not happening.

Not to mention this is North Korea and if they had that kind of brilliance they wouldn't have a starving population.
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