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North Korea cures MERS, Ebola, and AIDS
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Posted 6/24/15 , edited 6/24/15
Yeah, they probably cure people by killing them. Death cures all diseases.
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Posted 6/24/15
i totally believe that without no concrete proof :rainbows appear, flowers start blossoming, rays of sunlight:
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Posted 6/24/15
Random landmines. That is the cure.
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Posted 6/24/15 , edited 6/24/15

Khaltazar wrote:


LONGNAMEYOUWONTMISS wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-says-cure-mers-ebola-aids-153805355.html





Our glorious leader has saved us all



In this picture he probably said "everyone, smile or you're dead!"

The "cure" he offers probably stops their heart. No need to worry about those diseases anymore when you're dead!

I don't think the North Korean dictator cares at all for the happiness of his citizens. He only cares about them worshiping him.

The doctors look like they're wearing chef hats. Perhaps they feed the dead patients to the live ones?
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Posted 6/24/15
We used to have cures like this yes we did guy's in fancy suits would rid around in their carts and wagons selling it all over the country. Then they created the FDA and the snake oil sale's men had to prove this shit worked and couldn't kill you or make you go blind because of the wood alcohol in it. Yup snake oil still alive and well to this day in other countries and folks wonder why I want things like the FDA making sure it can't kill you.

Did you know bread used to be purchased by weight so bakers would bake it up with stuff that made it heavier like cement. Or butchers selling meat that was known to be bad because they wanted to make a buck. Yup the free market really works guys they can't sue you if you are dead.
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Posted 6/24/15
I was cured so I believe I have found it!!
True story bro..
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Posted 6/24/15 , edited 6/24/15
One would think they could try a little harder and come up with a somewhat more plausible lie.
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Posted 6/24/15 , edited 6/24/15
What if he just told everyone to say that it's cured? last i heard people in Korea couldn't exactly say anything against him..... like he watches the comments on the internet and kills people........... Kim jong 2015 :3
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jeffcoatstephen wrote:

And this is what legalizing Marijuana will do... make people really, really stupid.




You act like people are not really, really, ....... really stupid already.

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Posted 6/25/15
Just use tiger balm

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Animegirlzvstheworld wrote:

I always thought AIDS was the cure for North Korea.
Now that's horrible
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Posted 6/26/15

sushipath wrote:

One would think they could try a little harder and come up with a somewhat more plausible lie.


This is North Korea. You give them too much credit.
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Posted 6/26/15
Thank you everyone, for making my day with some of these comments hahahaha.

That report, I don't know whether to laugh or to facepalm....

Oh, better yet!
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Posted 6/28/15
Its sad that they will come up with hoopla like this, but do NOTHING to better their farms to grow more food. They'ed rather waste money on propaganda then finding a solution to their starvation issues.

Its also sad to see that that country idolize Kim as a type of "god" and assume everything they or he say(s) it fact.
Posted 6/28/15
Get in there NK.
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