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Another simple game I came up with just now. All you have to do is pick a film, think of a moral which still connects to it while simultaneously being horrendously wrong, and follow the title's sentence structure. Examples:

If The Brave Little Toaster teaches us anything, it's that modern appliances are secretly stalking us long after we've stopped using them.

If The Matrix teaches us anything, it's that leather jackets make you invincible.

Play on, CR! Allow a two post separation between your entries.
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If Harry Potter teaches us anything, it's that you should avoid people dressed in black robes and masks lead by a guy with no nose. Chances are they're not friendly...
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If Hunger Games teaches us anything, it's that you should never save your siblings.
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If Hannibal teaches us anything is that it's okay to eat humans
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If 300 teaches us anything, it's that the Battle of Thermopylae took place almost entirely in slow motion.
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if fast and the furious 7 teaches us anything, it's that you can play chicken with 100% certainty you will survive.
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If The Texas Chainsaw Massacre teaches us anything, it's that chainsaws are really good for cutting up bodies,
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If Frozen teaches us anything, it's that you should learn how to let things go.
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If Scarface teaches us anything, it's when your a drug dealer, you should always get high on your own supply.
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If Hook teaches us anything, it's that body glitter gives you the power to fly.
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If 'Strange Magic' teaches us anything, it's that LOVE is for everyone.
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If Pokemon The First Movie teaches us anything, it's that murder is a way to solve your problems.
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If Transformers: Age of Extinction teaches us anything, it's that there's no such thing as too many product placement.
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If Bernie teaches you anything it that if You kill someone who generally disliked, the public will take your side if/when you get arrested.
Posted 5/9/16
If black mass teaches us anything, its that age isn't kind even for johnny depp.
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