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Posted 5/11/16 , edited 5/11/16
If Narnia teaches us anything, it's that kids should really participate in a war to build character.
Posted 5/13/16 , edited 5/13/16
If Tangled teaches us anything, it's that lizards with human level intelligence are allowed to trip people so that they fall out of windows and plummet to their deaths and then party afterwards.
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If Titantic teaches us anything, it's that icebergs are an extremely dangerous threat to humanity. We must accelerate the rate of climate change lest we be overrun by those giant icy murder machines.
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22 / M / Canada
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If The Patriot taught us anything its that Mel Gibson was obviously NOT in enough movies where he kills Englishmen with an axe.
Posted 5/13/16 , edited 5/14/16
If M. Night Shamalan's movie Avatar: The Last Airbender taught us anything, it's that movie directors are meant to dismantle our favorite childhood shows and beat them to a pulp with a hefty lead pipe.
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Posted 5/14/16 , edited 5/14/16
If After Earth taught us anything, it's that the best way to bond with your father is to run an errant for him.
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If "The Little Mermaid" taught me anything it's that if a woman wants to get a man, just get invasive plastic surgery and shut the hell up.
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Posted 5/13/17 , edited 5/14/17
if devil wear prada teaches us anything , its prada doesn't suit everyone
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48 / M / Back in my cage w...
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If Guardians of the Galaxy 2 taught us anything it's that Microsoft Zune is the way of the future!
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If Men in Black taught us anything, it's that everyone is an alien!
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26 / F / in the land of th...
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Posted 1/19/18 , edited 1/19/18
If the Manchurian Candidate taught fools anything, its a glimpse at what has been happening in this 'world'....
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Posted 1/19/18 , edited 1/19/18
If Blade Runner 2049 has taught us anything, it's that babies are not born, but factory produced.

YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!
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44 / M / my room
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Posted 4/22/18 , edited 4/22/18
If Soylent Green teaches us anything, is that it's OK to die knowing your gonna become food for the rest of the population.
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56 / F / Behind you!
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Posted 4/22/18 , edited 4/22/18
If every rom com ever made teaches us anything, it's that stalking, harassment, and a complete lack of basic communication are the keys to a successful relationship.
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