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Should 2-D Waifu Marriage Be Legalized?
Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
With gay marriage now legalized I figure America may be ready for the next step, 2-D marriage. You've heard of people marrying trees, well...Maybe marrying your waifu is next!

What do you think? I think it can work.

Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
yes #legalizegaywaifumarajuana

waifu polygamy as well lmao
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Posted 6/29/15
Well, if that's what you want.

Posted 6/29/15 , edited 8/9/15
*thread doesnt say 2-d husbandos*

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Posted 6/29/15
But wouldn't the waifu have to consent? How would that work ?
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15

jordancharacter wrote:

But wouldn't the waifu have to consent? How would that work ?

Hm, since the waifu is essentially a figment of the imagination of the person who owns the pillow, I think they could say that they have the consent since it would be like marrying oneself.
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Posted 6/29/15
Go for it lol than we can legalize being able to marry our Left hands and animals lol
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
I don't think it's a good idea but Obama thinks it is.



But seriously, you want marry an object, why?
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Posted 6/29/15

jordancharacter wrote:

But wouldn't the waifu have to consent? How would that work ?


Since a waifu is techincally either a non sentient being or a computer graphic, depending on what kind of waifu is being referenced here (ala is the waifu an image, is the waifu an object, is the waifu like Krieger's Pink Haired Waifu in Archer and actually a sentient computer graphic), the waifu technically doesn't NEEd to give consent.
Posted 6/29/15

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But seriously, you want marry an object, why?


Because #LoveWins.

I think love is a boundary less expedition. The astral plane of existence can be pierced by one thing alone. Love.
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Posted 6/29/15
People having to say, "they've been oppressed", & "they're finally free" is annoying as it is already. But don't get me wrong here. I have no problem with the legalization itself, it's just that the news is all around me, it's frustrating. I don't want another screamo fest. lmao...
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 8/9/15
The birth rate is already at record lows any more distractions and we could be facing a demographic winter very soon.
Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
Depends are they going to just sign a paper saying they married their Waifu or is it going to be a Wedding Ceremony? If Wedding Ceremony, why would people want to spend money on that? Aren't weddings like very expensive? Also can one call it love? I may be old fashioned, but I think people who deeply love each other should get married. It would just be very one sided with their waifu. Also if your waifu is married to others does that mean she is cheating on you or is into polygamy? But hey whatever floats their boat.


Did I take this thread too seriously? Was this even a serious thread?
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Posted 6/29/15
Of course.

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