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Should 2-D Waifu Marriage Be Legalized?
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
The question you're asking is if we should legalize marriage with inanimate objects?



This thread!

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Posted 6/29/15
I think a lot of you are taking this thread a bit too seriously...
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Posted 6/29/15

aux1printer wrote:

I think a lot of you are taking this thread a bit too seriously...


I think not enough people are taking thread seriously

START THE PETITIONS
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You mean it wasn't already?

I am sure it is in the Constitution somewhere.

You see, the Constitution is like a garage. You never really know what you'll find in it, and some of it you coulda swore you didnt put in there in the first place.

Now where did I put my keys?!.....
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The title of this thread made me laugh.

And yes, people should do what they want, so if their waifu is number one, then let her be number one
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Posted 6/29/15

maxgale wrote:

You mean it wasn't already?

I am sure it is in the Constitution somewhere.

You see, the Constitution is like a garage. You never really know what you'll find in it, and some of it you coulda swore you didnt put in there in the first place.

Now where did I put my keys?!.....


Legal documents are garages. You heard it here first, folks!

Now where did I put my car...
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
uh
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biscuitnote wrote:

The birth rate is already at record lows any more distractions and we could be facing a demographic winter very soon.


Considering it's been proven that the more intelligent people tend to have less children/produce as often compared to stupid people overall...I'm perfectly ok with record lows. Now if the roles were reversed, think of how much more productive society would be as a whole.

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What sort of reason is there to officially marry non-human entity? After all, the only real benefits there are to marriage are legal/financial and/or religious. With those out of the window for fictitious spouses, why would a legal marriage be desirable, and why would the individual not feel satisfied with their own definition of a relationship?

That's of course ignoring the logistics of such a thing. People have brought up consent, of course, but the issues are myriad. Giving that many people will choose the same character to marry, it seems like people would have to act as if an image on a computer or pillow was the entity rather than the character - in which case, how would a person or organization differentiate between that particular instance of a character and another? What happens when the computer file or pillow is damaged or lost? So many other things.

I don't know why I've even bothered to give this thought or type this out...
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Posted 6/29/15
Do it! At least the eventual divorce should be pretty cheap. . .
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
Think of all the applications for this...

Step 1: Marry Revy from Black Lagoon (or any other psychotic waifu)
Step 2: Have her evaluated by a licensed Psychiatrist
Step 3: Collect prescription crazy pills
Step 4: She's fictional, so she doesn't actually need said pills
Step 5: Sell the pills
Step 6: Profit
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Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
*cringe*
Posted 6/29/15 , edited 6/29/15
Let the WAIFU FLOW TROUGH YOU.
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You want to have a marriage with your waifu? Go ahead. Should you get all the legal benefits of a married couple? No.

Not hate'n, just state'n.
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