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Posted 7/8/15


but is it about hyena's...
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Poor male hyenas...
No right to vote.
Always treated as second class citizens.
No land ownership privileges.
Always being forced into the kitchen to make Dik Dik sandwiches.
Posted 7/8/15
You know what ? I feel like adding salt.

Female Hyenas Have A Larger Penis Than Males Do

In A Nutshell

If there’s anything Kindergarten Cop taught us, it’s that boys have penises and girls have vaginas. Except when they don’t. The female hyena’s clitoris is so large, it’s essentially a penis (and larger than all the boys’ junk).

The female spotted hyena runs things in the cackle. Males are submissive, cautious, and fearful. For hyenas, size matters, and the female’s clitoris is larger than any male’s penis.

The female has no external vagina. She urinates and mates through her penis-like shaft—which, by the way, is capable of an erection. Even more confusing, a sac of fat and tissue, covered in thick hair, hangs behind the 18-centimeter (7 in) clitoris like some cruel mockery of the male’s scrotum.

Naturally, mating with two penises is difficult. Males need a great deal of practice to get things right. After the male submits to the female—which includes comparing sizes—she will roll the clitoris up to create an entrance for the male’s penis, which he must somehow curve upward and inward to make sex possible.

If he succeeds in impregnating the female, she’ll have to face a reality men can only joke about with winced expressions: giving birth through a penis.

During pregnancy, the female hyena will pump her babies (male and female) with extra doses of androgen, which is associated with masculine aggression. This ensures that the massive clitoris–cycle continues and gives males the boost they need to be able to mate with macho females.

The cubs don’t leave Mom unscathed on their way out. A 1-kilogram (2 lb) cub has to fit through a 2.5-centimeter (1 in) birth canal. At best, the clitoris is torn, causing a wound that takes weeks to heal. At worst, birth can be fatal. Around 20 percent of mothers die during childbirth.

No one knows for sure why the female spotted hyena developed this trait. But it does grant her authority in hyena society on the African savannah, where the female leads the hunt, feast, and social life.

http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/10/10/female-hyenas-have-a-bigger-penis-than-males/



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Posted 7/8/15
fuck why did i read all of that haha
Posted 7/8/15

SelfConciousParadox wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:

Are hyenas a female manly dominate society ?


Okay Alien time
Do you believe in Aliens?! And if so what would you do if an Alien caught you naked.


Posted 7/8/15

geauxtigers1989 wrote:


KarenAraragi wrote:

Are hyenas a female manly dominate society ?


Yes. As the article states, pubescent females outrank adult males.


I was being sarcastic
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but is it about hyena's...


No I just think certain mods follow their own rules and need to be called out on it or contact support about it.
Posted 7/8/15


XDD this thread is all about fun...
Posted 7/8/15

ignitingmemories wrote:



do alien's even lift


If they are hot I do it for them
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ooooo you need to watch monster musume then (;
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It doesn't even matter. They'll just laugh at you.
Posted 7/8/15

DanteVSTheWorld wrote:


ignitingmemories wrote:



but is it about hyena's...


No I just think certain mods follow their own rules and need to be called out on it or contact support about it.


Yeah there a few that are full of bullshit.
Posted 7/8/15

ignitingmemories wrote:



ooooo you need to watch monster musume then (;


Snake girl is mine !
Posted 7/8/15


you can have her haha i dont want a snake motorboating me every mothing ahaha ! i call dibs on the next monster
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ignitingmemories wrote:



XDD this thread is all about fun...


I know I know don't worry, I just wanted to make the post not trying to kill any fun here lol.
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