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Is Candy sexist?
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Posted 7/10/15

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Haha..sorry its so big.. too lazy to resize .__.


That's not sexist. That's good marketing.
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CKD-Anime wrote:

This candy is super sexist


What the actual fuck... That's real right...?
Posted 7/10/15

Douitashimashite wrote:


CKD-Anime wrote:

This candy is super sexist


What the actual fuck... That's real right...?


i believe so
Posted 7/10/15

ilikeotherstuff wrote:

This just in! Is breathing sexist?!



Honestly, I wish people would cool it with all these "sexism" posts


I made this thread , only made it for laughs ^_^
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I put candy in my mouth if it's tasty, I don't give a fuck what's on the outside. Although when I worked at Walmart the Kinder Eggs had white and pink wrapping (for girls), and if I customer wouldn't let their son get the pink one I'd tell them they're dumb.
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Posted 7/10/15
Eeeeeeeeeek
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Candy is indeed sexist - particularly candy bars, which are clearly formed in the shape of a phallus. What kind of message is this sending to our youth? To the girls? To the boys? No wonder sexual deviancy is at an all time high in this once great country.

But it doesn't stop at perverting our children, turning them into harlots and homosexuals. No, my friends, it even encourages the abuse of drugs - do you think it is by accident that Skittles and M&Ms look like pills? I assure you it is not.

If that isn't bad enough, look at the debilitating effect these candies have had upon our children's bodies! Turning them into obese weaklings, dependent upon daily medication to stay alive, like an old person, before they even reach adulthood.

Well, I say it's time we put an end to this. No longer will we allow these purveyors of poison and perversion to peddle their insidious products and destroy our children and our society from the inside!

We must put these days of consuming chocolate, sugar, and whatever other ungodly substances are found in these corrupting confections in the past. I know it will be hard for many of you. It will be hard for me, as well.

If you find yourself tempted for a taste of these terrible things, if you should find your resolve shaking like a junky's hands during withdrawal, remember all that we stand to lose if we surrender to the sweet seduction of sugar. Keep this in your heart, and let us never forget, we give up this sweetness today for a sweeter tomorrow.

God bless America!
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xD didn't read all of that
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Posted 7/10/15

Jwade316 wrote:

Can a smart person explain to me how Candy is sexist?


Women shown eating lollipops subliminally prepares them for the act of fellatio
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If I'm ever asked to explain what "first world problems" are I'll just point to this.
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If I'm ever asked to explain what "first world problems" are I'll just point to this.


please do x they'll get the humor in this
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Voc666IV wrote:

If I'm ever asked to explain what "first world problems" are I'll just point to this.


please do x they'll get the humor in this


And if their raging anger is not soothed by it, I'll simply show them this:


or this:



You can't stay angry after seeing that.
Posted 7/10/15

Voc666IV wrote:


ignitingmemories wrote:


Voc666IV wrote:

If I'm ever asked to explain what "first world problems" are I'll just point to this.


please do x they'll get the humor in this


And if their raging anger is not soothed by it, I'll simply show them this:


or this:



You can't stay angry after seeing that.


indulgenceee.
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Oh its on
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Posted 7/10/15
Please staph
This is torture
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