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The world is taken over by corporations. What do you do?
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Animegirlzvstheworld wrote:

A. Rebel!

B. Call CHIMEKO-sama for help.

C. Move to a different planet.

D. Jerk it all day.


I can see it now.
Day 1 of Apocalypse: "WE WANT BURGER KING NOT YOUR F*CKING MCDONALDS" *Cops start coming* 5 hours later "Plan B it is!"
Day 2 of Apocalypse: "We need to do the CHIMEKO-sama call!" "CHIMEKO HEY! CHIMEKO HEY!" 2 hours later "F*ck it plan C"
Day 3 Of Apocalypse: "So I would like to buy your rocket ship" NASA: It's currently not for sale. 5 minutes later *Long Face* "Yeah Plan D.."
Day 4 of Apocalypse: "Doors Locked... Check, Men stationed at Computers.. Check, Right hands lubricated.. Check, All parents know that we're having a sleepover... Check Okay looks like we're ready! OKAY MEN FAP TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT!"
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Michformer wrote:

Suppose the unimaginable happened, and nations lost their relevance in a world dominated by massive corporations. What would be the first thing you'd do?

Edit: *has been taken over by corporations


I think this already happened. Political corruption and backdoor deals aside, let's consider the following:

1) Corporations became people and can basically give unlimited money to SuperPACs (at least in the U.S., which is one of the centers of the free market).

2) Nearly every third world country is being milked for resources (*cough* oil *cough*) and for products by the first world for cheap labor.

3) These same countries milking labor from other countries are going into debt because of outsourcing, bringing them to the knees of China and other industrial nations, which use corporations as an economic weapon.

4) Laboring conditions in unregulated third world countries we outsource to are horrendous, raising the suicide rate.

5) First world nations are reliant on consuming these products, deadlocking first world nations into buying from industrialized nations due to outsourcing, rather than producing the product themselves.

6) Outsourcing has caused our currency to also outsource, so recovery is extremely difficult without inflation

7) Conservatives are fighting for expanded rights for major corporations rather than regulating the problem, which comprises of typically half the country (at least in the U.S.)



As to handle the issue...there are ways, but none of them are realistic considering whose running the country...

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Contract with a Mr. Johnson.
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nothing... they've already taken over the world what could I possibly do about it? I'm just one guy with no connections
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The most important rule to remember in this situation.
Never deal with a dragon.
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As long it's not like tenkuu shinpan scenario i'm okay with it.
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Old news.That should be past tense.
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Initiate Third Impact to end our inevitable suffering.
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LONGNAMEYOUWONTMISS wrote:

Our worst nightmare is upon us



all right time to move to north korea
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I should really start buying guns and stockpiling ammo. A few guns and a few hundred rounds for each just isn't going to cut it.
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Ejanss wrote:


Michformer wrote:

Suppose the unimaginable happened, and nations lost their relevance in a world dominated by massive corporations. What would be the first thing you'd do?


Buy a season pass for the local Rollerball team.

Oh, and then go shoot some trees.


https://youtu.be/BB1LuCUovW4

I like you.

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Don't really care, go about the day as usual.
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Animegirlzvstheworld wrote:

A. Rebel!

B. Call CHIMEKO-sama for help.

C. Move to a different planet.

D. Jerk it all day.


To be fair.... you probably already do D.


Edit: LOL. I said "do D."
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Take advantage of their money and gain power in the government, then use that money to screw them over big time.
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HolyDrumstick wrote:


Animegirlzvstheworld wrote:

A. Rebel!

B. Call CHIMEKO-sama for help.

C. Move to a different planet.

D. Jerk it all day.


To be fair.... you probably already do D.


Edit: LOL. I said "do D."





Doo dee?
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