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Posted 7/12/15 , edited 7/12/15
the idea is that zombies of beast of pure instincts. our deepest and heavily rooted instinct is to survive, only thing we need to really live is food and avoid danger, but with the brain dead danger and reproduction, which is something learned will never be concieved.

from the 21 century reinvention of zombies, they are not truly dead creatures, but one where either the body has resurge a new life but without a brain or a parasyte taking over which induces cannibalism.

if its by the older standard of magic, than its because they were made to destroy.
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1. zombies don't exist

2. an infection that spreads through physical contact like biting would never cause an apocalypse, nowadays it's literally impossible for an infection or disease (zombie) to spread worldwide if its by contact

3. they bite you because plot
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Posted 7/12/15 , edited 7/12/15
1. Zem' Zombies be frisky.

2. My Mama says that zombies bite people because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

3. Science.

4. That's what the Bible says.

5. I don't know why.

Its' probably a combination of the reasons I listed, but I can't be for sure.
Posted 7/12/15
why dont you ask a zombie.
Posted 7/12/15
They're hungry for brains
Posted 7/12/15

MrAnimeSK wrote:


screendoor wrote:

Because their hungry?


*they're

**they're'ir'e
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I think it's 'cause they're bored.
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ignitingmemories wrote:

why dont you ask a zombie.


Would you mind introducing me to one?
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Out with the zombies, in with the vampires. (((:
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anzn wrote:


MrAnimeSK wrote:


screendoor wrote:

Because their hungry?


*they're

**they're'ir'e


ah lol?
Iam not usually a grammar/spelling police.
Posted 7/13/15 , edited 7/13/15
Why does Pinacchio want to be a real boy when he has no brain? Why did the big bad wolf crossdressed instead of just eating Little Red Riding Hood?
Why do animals talk in fables? Why didn't Cinderella's glass shoe turned into a dirty shoe?
Why didn't Queen Beryl go out and kill Sailor Moon herself when she was still a noob?
How can Jesus walk on water? How can he turn water into wine?

Fictional beings don't have to adhere to the logic and scientific principles of the real world.
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Posted 7/13/15 , edited 7/13/15

anzn wrote:


MrAnimeSK wrote:


screendoor wrote:

Because their hungry?


*they're

**they're'ir'e



I vote for: "there Hungary." So, thar!

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GayAsianBoy wrote:

Why does Pinacchio want to be a real boy when he has no brain? Why did the big bad wolf crossdressed instead of just eating Little Red Riding Hood?
Why do animals talk in fables? Why didn't Cinderella's glass shoe turned into a dirty shoe?
Why didn't Queen Beryl go out and kill Sailor Moon herself when she was still a noob?
How can Jesus walk on water? How can he turn water into wine?

Fictional beings don't have to adhere to the logic and scientific principles of the real world.


I know but it's hard to take a story seriously when the writers forget to address the plot holes. Most zombie stories are horror stories, but they seem less scary when they become less believable in your eyes. It's not like some little kid fairy tale where you can explain everything with magic and the kids are satisfied.
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Posted 7/13/15
Zombies bite people.... And have most of the traits that are now associated with them because of Night of the living dead.
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GayAsianBoy wrote:

Why does Pinacchio want to be a real boy when he has no brain? Why did the big bad wolf crossdressed instead of just eating Little Red Riding Hood?
Why do animals talk in fables? Why didn't Cinderella's glass shoe turned into a dirty shoe?
Why didn't Queen Beryl go out and kill Sailor Moon herself when she was still a noob?
How can Jesus walk on water? How can he turn water into wine?

Fictional beings don't have to adhere to the logic and scientific principles of the real world.


I know but it's hard to take a story seriously when the writers forget to address the plot holes. Most zombie stories are horror stories, but they seem less scary when they become less believable in your eyes. It's not like some little kid fairy tale where you can explain everything with magic and the kids are satisfied.


That's not my point.

You can find holes in adult movies as well. Like in action movies, why do people always leave their car keys in their cars???

It's so the protagonists could escape using that car without doing anything, and the plot could progress.

A zombie that follows the logical principles of reality would not progress the plot.
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Posted 7/13/15

Erm, mayhaps due to the smell of "untainted" blood and fresh meat? Could be the reason why they don't eat other zombies......... hmm...... e__e really should stop watchin' too much horror movies and playin' zombie games. But hey, just an input.
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