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Why doesn't the letter B go out with the letter C?









Because it's A-sexual.
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31 / M / Whale Island
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What do you call a guy with his dick in a biscuit tin ?

f****** crackers
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25 / F / Canada
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Posted 6/22/16
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


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31 / M / Bristol, UK
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?


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Don't break anybody's heart. They only have one.



Break their bones. They have 206.
Posted 6/29/16
Get ready for my favorite joke!

An officer pulls a man over and says. "Your eyes are bloodshot. You been drinkin'?"
The man responds. "Your eyes are glazed, officer. You been eatin' donuts?"
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Posted 7/13/16

ZavinRoyalheart wrote:

The 2016 election!
You're welcome!


YOU SIR, ARE A SAAAAAAVAGE!!!!!
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What's brown and sticky?
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16 / F / Polaris
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23 / M / California, Unite...
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Rodney Dangerfield is seriously under-appreciated! He had thousands of one-liners:

"I tell you, my parents never loved me! My bathtubs toys were a toaster and a radio!"

"My mother never breastfed me! She said she liked me only as a friend."

"I live in a real classy neighborhood, even the guy who mugged me used an electric razor!
He took everything from me! My wallet, my watch! He even took a little off the sides."

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What do you call two banana peels sitting next to each other on the floor?

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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 7/29/16
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?
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19 / Sarlacc
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My face.
Posted 7/29/16

Axerilis wrote:

My face.


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