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Posted 7/3/07 , edited 7/3/07
So , i was thinking .

I have a lot of little stories about things that I have done , and sometimes , I like to tell em .

You got em too? Wanna share ?

Well, this is the place to do it.

First story.

About 2 years ago , My friend and I walked into a Best Buy to look at electronics .
As i was looking at their stock pcs ( I hate buying off the shelf, sepcially from E-Machines ewwwww) when I decided to prank the store .

So , I right clicked "My Computer" and selected "Manage". I then opened up " local users and groups " and deleted all the user accounts .
Afterwards , I rebooted the copmuter , and went into the BIOS , and removed the disk drives from the boot priority , then password protected it .

rebooted again .

Now , there was the welcome screen , no accounts to log into , and no easy way to reinstall windows.

Should have protected their shit, I say, lol.
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LOL!

A few years ago, I was a theatre technician, and i was the stage manager for a show called "apple tree" and this show had a lot of things flying in and out for the scene changes.
There was a couple of points where i had to run up to the fly area and fly some things in and out (pully system on the side of the stage)
I was busy dealing with a psycho actor, that i missed my cue... and ran up there late... well... i also forgot that one of the actresses had to change clothes behind that wall that i was suposed to fly in...
My buddy James, said he could do it since i was so late in getting up there...I thanked him and called for lights up...

Right onto jarin undressed.

I must say.. i wasn't that upset... the bitch WAS trying to steal my boyfriend...

so i left the lights up.

*note in theatre: stage manager = god.


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one time i had this classmate back in college. man he was so arrogant. he is so proud of himself and thinks he is really handsome(well, he is not... hehehe). anyways, so comes valentines day. thought of a way to "humble" him. went to my classmates and asked for donations.... the money will be used to pay for the fake serenade and flowers for our classmate. to my surprise everybody chipped in. so have the money and asked them to wait outside. they serenaded him. instructed that them that to say that the serenade and the flowers was from tif (one of the hottest girls in school).

the guy believed that the girl was so into him. people now started giving him fake love letters and stuff. some even made fake e-mail addresses and bought a phone and gave him the number. the guy was so oblivious that almost half the school was into this(including some professors... and yes the girl knew but she didn't actually mind it as long as we don't use her directly).

the girl graduated earlier than the guy(this went on for like two years). so we made a plan that she will be elaving the country which is not). the other guys kept on contacting him through e-mail and stuff....

well, they guys placed in the e-mail that she would like him if he shaved his head bald and if he have a tattooo somewheres (well, by now even the lower bathces are getting on the action). he did it actually...

well, maybe save the rest later.... hehehehe
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@Gev - Did you ever go back to check if they fixed things up? I wonder how long it must've taken them.
@Dusterbayala - Lol, busted. Serves that bxtch right
@mushroomjay - That's sick haha. Did anyone find out it was you?
@evil_kiss - The guy's ridiculous.. shaved his head and all.. Wow!

This lady at work (late 20's, maybe early 30's) decides to come into our dealership with several thousands of dollars in cash (in a suitcase) to put as down payment for the ML450. This was her second time in there, and I figured out something must have been fishy. She starts talking to me, trying to land a sweet bargain.. but of course, I wouldn't let that happen. She tells me she has to run to the back to go to the restroom, but instead ran towards the manager's office and grabbed everything she could to put in her suitcase.

She started running out of the store with papers flying everywhere, and I managed to run after her for about 2 blocks (longest blocks of my life) and caught up to her. I punched her in the face and she somehow knocked out cold. My co-workers called the police when I got back inside and it turns out all that cash was fake... But really, what was she trying to do with that paperwork? Did she know what it was? ....Just sheets of store listings in Illinois. Dumbass.
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Jay, do you have to ask?
For sure.

EDIT to below: Haha I don't doubt it. >)
Posted 7/3/07
I was at the mall with my friend (-_- sigh, we have no cars) and we were waiting for my mom to pick us up. The mall was starting to close and we went outside of the mall to wait in the basement car parking lot area. We waited for half an hour, and the parking lot was almost deserted. While the security seemed to be having fun speeding while lapping around the mall (ah, the boredom) this one car sped right in front of the mall. The guy in the car had this mean, aggressive, "I'm in a rush" kind of look and the back door opened. A little kid ran out as fast as he could. Although we thought we were locked out of the mall, the one door we didn't try the kid ran through and jetted through the mall, running up the escalaters. Kind of freaked (such scaredy cats we are) we went through that door. We sat on the benches inside the mall with the comforting sound of Dr. Phil (ya, right) going on, on the widescreen hanging from the celing. The kid came running back down the escalaters with his mom following behind him. She worked at the mall. lol, we sighed in relief. We're so stupid for being scared ^-^. Then Dr. Phil was shut off and we knew it was time to leave the inside of the mall before we got kicked out. Ten minutes later my mom came and picked us up.
Posted 7/3/07

Dusterbayala wrote:

LOL!

A few years ago, I was a theatre technician, and i was the stage manager for a show called "apple tree" and this show had a lot of things flying in and out for the scene changes.
There was a couple of points where i had to run up to the fly area and fly some things in and out (pully system on the side of the stage)
I was busy dealing with a psycho actor, that i missed my cue... and ran up there late... well... i also forgot that one of the actresses had to change clothes behind that wall that i was suposed to fly in...
My buddy James, said he could do it since i was so late in getting up there...I thanked him and called for lights up...

Right onto jarin undressed.

I must say.. i wasn't that upset... the bitch WAS trying to steal my boyfriend...

so i left the lights up.

*note in theatre: stage manager = god.




Lol, that reminds me of another story.

I used to work sporadically for a professional magician Named Aaron Balchum , who I had gone to school with , and a nuber of my friends also worked with him. Now what i did for him was usually loading and unloading , set up, tear down , and pyro operation.
He never gave me any time ahead of his calls , and I rarely rehearsed with him.

On this particular occasion , he called me in on a show he was going to do the next day . So , I made all the arrangements to get out of work at my then current job , ans set out the next morning for the theatre .

Turns out, in its day , this had been a pretty big venue . Meatloaf, Cheech and Chong , And even Bob Seger had played here . Now, it was just a dilapidated old theater.

The theater had employed but a single stage tech , who wasn't very good, but worked everything. In the middle of the dress rehearsal , he dropped a baton on stage , destroying some of our equipment , and nearly missing my friend Tom ( only hitting his thumb on the way down.

We still managed to do the show, witch went great . But , afterwards we recieved an invoice from the theater , charging us for use of the house lights and other such things .
We were pissed .

After the tear down and packup , Tom and I shut the back of the truck and locked it , but Arron and the other Tom did`nt realize we were still on the back, and drove off , with us standing on the loading lift . So after a few minutes of hanging on for dear life as we rode the back of a moving truck down the interstate , We managed to flag em down with one of Toms socks .

A few days later , Arron got in touch with his lawyer , intent on suing the theater , which apparently in that time , had shutdown, and the owners disappeared .

And no, I cant tell you how any tricks work , I signed a lifetime non-disclosure agreement.

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here's a nice tale of self pwning...

well there was that time when i was piss drunk with a bunch of friends and i got kinda bored and horny that i didn't care who i was molesting... the funny thing was there was no resistance and after the awkward silence it dawned to me that it wasn't the flat chested girl in the next table coz' i just made out with our very gay (now very happy) friend... oh god...

Posted 7/3/07

manzi wrote:

here's a nice tale of self pwning...

well there was that time when i was piss drunk with a bunch of friends and i got kinda bored and horny that i didn't care who i was molesting... the funny thing was there was no resistance and after the awkward silence it dawned to me that it wasn't the flat chested girl in the next table coz' i just made out with our very gay (now very happy) friend... oh god...



Lol, this also reminds me of a story .

I used to go to this goth club out in downtown Detroit called City Club.
It was out in the back of a Ramada inn on the corner of Bagley and Cass , hidden away in a service entrance and up a few flights of stairs, if you didn't know it was there , you would have never found it .

Well, I used to paint my face up like Violent Jay , and make balloon animals , and pass em out to the ladies .

One night, as I was leaving to go to a party in the hotel ( I had paid $150 fort he room for two nights, and dammit , I was going ) I made a balloon doggy and hid my phone number in it, then set it down on a table . I got to the room , washed my face and changed , and people started arriving .

My Best friend at the time , Joven , brought in a friend of his , a guy he affectionatly referred to as Big Gay Jimmy , a skinny gay cocaine addict , who was holding a small piece of paper with something written on it .
He had noticed me looking at it and said " Check this out , the Balloon animal guy gave me his number , I`m going to call him and see if I can set up a little booty call later." .

I started laughing , and informed him that "I" was the balloon animal guy .
He didn`t believe my, and said the balloon animal guy had personally handed it to him.

Three days later , I got a call from a now sober Jimmy apologizing. Turns out he was really f*ing lit up that night.
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Posted 7/3/07
hahaha... i wanna play with the weiner dog...
Posted 7/3/07

mushroomjay wrote:

Gev, I love your stories. Haha.


Lol, well , its hard to remember all the shit iv`e done , so you guys keep telling stories too, and if any spark a memory, I`ll tell it.
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I had this teacher awile ago. She hated me. No idear what I did thou, I think she had my brother. Anyway she gave us this pop quiz and on it was a bonus section I didn't know any of the bonus so I didn't do it. When she passed it back it turned out I did't do well and had a 60. I saw where 20 of the points came from but the last 20 I couldn't figure out, until I looked at the bonus. She crossed out the word bonus and then subtracted the 20 points there since it was not filled in. I could even see the ink from the pen. If it was there beforehand it would have the photocopying look. I look around and asked about it and everyone else said there was no bonus section. When I asked her she said that she gave me the original by "mistake". That's BS. Stuff like that happened constantly to me that year.
Posted 7/4/07
Ok, so I remembered another.

I used to work For the clown. I had this manager who was a dick most of the time . We would occasionally hang out , and that made him a dick less often to me , compared to the rest of the employees.

Now, one night, he had me working the fry station, and he was being a complete ass the entire night . He would come up to me and request the impossible ( I had been working there for 4 years , not too many people could keep up with me, so when i say this understand that I`m not joking) .

With each request , I informed him that he was making me angry , and he would just walk off laughing , because he knew well what he was asking was asinine.

Finally , I told him , " John , If you don't get off my ass , I`m going to do something you aren't going to like". He walked off laughing to himself. Wanted to see how far he could push me.

And like clockwork , a few minutes later , he was in my face again .

So , what did I do? Did I hit him? no . Did I have a shit fit? nope . Did I walk out ? hell no.

I did the last thing he would ever expect .

I turned around , Grabbed his flabby jowls , and planted one on his lips .

Completely taken aback , He said nothing, just walked off into the back room.

All the other crew members started laughing like rabid Hyenas , and going to check onn him.

A few minutes later , he came back , blushing, and did`nt speak to me , or make eye contact with me for the rest of the night.

H
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eeww...
Posted 7/4/07
This one time, I laughed at noobs.

It was sooo fun.
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