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31 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 7/4/07
da boy is on crack...
Posted 7/4/07
Weird as hell -_____-''
Posted 7/4/07

devilseye69 wrote:

Recruitment for Akatsuki Clan..
pm me. and about your topic. nice
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*cough* the n00b is recruiting people lmao

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Posted 8/1/07
Okay here's an interesting story i got a friend who tries to come over to my place and waste my time because he doesn't have internet at home and i was trying to be nice while he was being a jerk who doesn't put my thoughts and feelings plus time into consideration so what do you do about it then if you have a friend like this whose very annoying and ignorant. i mean he only came over to take up my time which pisses me off to no end. "growl" (I'm so angry)
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Posted 8/1/07
A few years back, me, my dad and a cousin were sitting on our porch late in the afternoon, when 2 known crackheads started shooting at eachother for some reason, and a few bullets came close to our house, so we ran into the house, and me and my dad got our respective weapons and laid prone on the grass looking for the shooters, but we couldn't see exactly where they were, and we couldn't just go trigger happy in a residential area, the shooting died down a few minutes later
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Posted 8/1/07
When i was in highschool, it was end of year and mock exams were the letter of the day. After a long morning of math and latin, come afternoon i was less than bothered doing my mock history exam.

Which would have been fine, had the teacher not decided to read my answers aloud for entertainment. According to him, our previous Prime Minister was not in fact, Mr Spock, and hamburgers were never the staple currency of New Zealand >.>
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Posted 7/17/11
lame -_-
Posted 7/17/11

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lame -_-


yaoi me you and a deer?
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23 / M / California
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Posted 7/17/11
I love this girl, but she doesn't love me. I ask her why, and she answers "Because you're dumb and stupid". I started to read, and get better grades, she replied "I am a Princess while you're a dirty mutt". A few years later, her family and her moved to the other side of the country. Every night, I still remember her. I kept thinking 'She doesn't want you, stop thinking about her'.

3 years later during Senior year of High School, a different girl confesses her love to me and said that she is madly in love with me. I gave that girl an advice "If you love me, then love me secretly, there is no room for you to live in my heart, even in a corner of my heart". She left home one day, and the next morning she said "I will wait until you will finally chose me". I answered "No matter how hard it may be, don't love me like a fool"

Know where I got that from?
Posted 7/17/11
Me and my friend were in a store called Slaters which absolutely loves its mirrored walls everywhere. So anyway, I'm standing there browsing through some dresses and my friend is browsing the ones opposite me and she goes "Oh I know her from college" and I looked up and said "I don't see anyone" and then she just burst out laughing and couldn't breathe and I was like "What?" and she just uncreased herself for a moment and said "Its my reflection". OMFG I almost pissed myself. We were rolling on the floor laughing in the middle of the shop.

Another time:
We were at the Download festival and really, really drunk and we kept chasing this guy dressed as a chicken shouting "I want his leg!" "I want chicken breast!" "KFC! KFC!" and the guy was like "Aaaaghr!" and running for his life and then he slipped on some mud and we piled him.

Posted 7/17/11
There was a day when I walked around in a Victoria's Secret all cool and collected with no overpowering arousal to effect my behavior.

I wasn't all that impressed with what I seen. There weren't even any quality women by my standards in there shopping.
Posted 7/17/11
Random story? Well...

There was this chick at the bar with another chick that I c all the time there. pretty sure they were together...
One of em came up to me and sed, "wut do u think about 3 sums"
I sed, "I thought lesbians don't do the penis..."
Then the other chick came ova and sed, "we'll go Bi for a nite"...

After that was sed, the 2 grlz got into a fight and I lucked out.....those r blondes for ya.
Posted 7/17/11
I was watching my older Brother in a Taekwondo tournament and he was against this cocky shit of a guy. They were the last two standing and before the fight the guy shoved my Brother and my Bro shoved him back and they both went berserk and they had to be pulled off eachother (afterwards he told me the guy was taunting him through the entire tournament calling him all sorts and making fun of our country but he held back until then...) anyway during the actual fight my Brother knocked him out in the first round

One of the worst injuries I've seen teaching the sport is a kid broke his arm in several places and it was literally hanging because he'd also dislocated his elbow. There was blood everywhere, kid was screaming but I did my best to calm him down. He came back 5 months later (3 months earlier than recommended) in a cast like "So what we doing today?" and I said "You're going to go really far in this sport" other kids, after an injury like that requiring 3 operations would never return. You've got to have guts to do TKD, but bones heal so get up and try again!

Posted 8/30/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

Me and my friend were in a store called Slaters which absolutely loves its mirrored walls everywhere. So anyway, I'm standing there browsing through some dresses and my friend is browsing the ones opposite me and she goes "Oh I know her from college" and I looked up and said "I don't see anyone" and then she just burst out laughing and couldn't breathe and I was like "What?" and she just uncreased herself for a moment and said "Its my reflection". OMFG I almost pissed myself. We were rolling on the floor laughing in the middle of the shop.

Another time:
We were at the Download festival and really, really drunk and we kept chasing this guy dressed as a chicken shouting "I want his leg!" "I want chicken breast!" "KFC! KFC!" and the guy was like "Aaaaghr!" and running for his life and then he slipped on some mud and we piled him.



Omg! You have to take me to Download sometime I laughed out looooud reading "he slipped on some mud and we piled him" just imagining a guy dressed up in a fat chicken costume slipping cracks me up.
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