I was bored at work last night so I spent some trying to figure out how times I've masturbated in my whole life. I came up with 10,043.75 give or take a few hundred. I then decided to see how much time that took up. After crunching some numbers I figure I've spent 34.87 days of my life masturbating. Anyone care to share their figures? Can YOU "beat" 10,043?

I was bored at work last night so I spent some trying to figure out how times I've masturbated in my whole life. I came up with 10,043.75 give or take a few hundred. I then decided to see how much time that took up. After crunching some numbers I figure I've spent 34.87 days of my life masturbating. Anyone care to share their figures? Can YOU "beat" 10,043?

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