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Faking Orgasm
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Posted 2/6/08 , edited 4/18/08

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magnus102 wrote:

How does a guy fake it????? As for the girl as long as shes there I dont care if she fakes it or not as I get mine.


I may be a pervert, but that's kind of wrong...

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I don't think a guy can fake his orgasm. Where do you get prepacked cum?


From the sperm bank


Or get some yogurt. Tastes better too.
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wolzen wrote:

this would be mine...

me:OH YES STICK IT IN ME
girl:yah take that you bitch!suck my cock!
me:gahhh...choke choke


You got the roles mixed up...? The girl says "suck my cock"? O_o. You want it in you...? -_-.
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I know where you seen it from SEINFELD correct?
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hawtdawggy wrote:

this is how a girl fakes it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDADTMqDDL8


o my god.. I love that movie, "When harry met Sally"

when a girl do that you definitely don't know that she is faking it.. Its amazing how girls can deceive us.. LOL
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I'm sorry, it possible for man to fake orgasm.
Actually, its more commun that you would think.

The guy can pretends there wasnt alot of sperm ejaculated
He can quick put a condom in the garbage and no one pay attention.
Actually, its easier for a man since we cant really think a man will fake.

As for woman, yes, all woman faked in their life. If a girl tell you otherwise, she is just lying, and probably faked with you last night.

the interresting question is more why does people fake?

Some people do it out of shame. Alot of people STILL think that penetration is the way to give a girl a orgasm. Wanna know the sensibility of the inside of a vagina? Take your finger and rub it in the inside of your mouth. Now, try to have a orgasm. Not coming inst it ? Well some girls dont know that its actually quite difficult to have a vaginal orgasm. They panic because in porn movie, as soon the penis get into the vagina, the girl start to scream like if it was the end of the world and she will "scream of pleasure" for the next 1h30. Real life is NOT like porn. So the girl have a complex, she think she is frigid or something, and since she is young and there nothing worst for a young person than be different, she fake. She dont want anyone else to know that "there something wrong with her" Hey girl, its because all your friends lie just the same as you. Dont worry, you are normal.

Idk if i can add that many do it for "performance" ... they want people to think they are the best... worst way to do it. Because you never gonna improve if you cant say what you like how you like it... and its not by faking that you will discover it .

Other will do it for various reason. They are tired, dont really feel like it and want it to end as soon as possible. Push a bit harder, moans more, convince the other that you are "about to cum" and the magic happen, the other have his/her orgasm and you can roll over and sleep. Faking to please the other is very commun.

The list goes on for ever but i will stop here.
You got my point ^_^

PS: Harry meet Sally? Awesome movie... the restaurant scene always make me roflmao.
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havent you guys seen 40days or sumthing like that about that guy who gives up sex for lent?

thats how you fake it ^^
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hawtdawggy wrote:

this is how a girl fakes it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDADTMqDDL8


this is realli funnie....

quite true, if its fake, do you think the woman will tell?
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XxKor3aN wrote:

havent you guys seen 40days or sumthing like that about that guy who gives up sex for lent?

thats how you fake it ^^


lol 40 days and 40 nights, and yea in 9:04 is wen he fakes it with that girl XD
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this isnt appropriate. o wells iuno wat faking orgasm is
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magnus102 wrote:


omnisx wrote:


magnus102 wrote:

How does a guy fake it????? As for the girl as long as shes there I dont care if she fakes it or not as I get mine.


I may be a pervert, but that's kind of wrong...

To threadstarter:

I don't think a guy can fake his orgasm. Where do you get prepacked cum?

Ben and Jerrys


No wonder! I go to ColdStone and Baskin Robbins. Thanks for the enlightenment.
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saw the first page of this and i already want to throw up
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This doesn't exactly fit the whole "PG13" criteria....
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magnus102 wrote:


Sieth wrote:

you would feel nothing.... theres three type of orgasm~
real(alright):Ahhhh~~~~ dam~~~~~
Fake: o (name)! 0 (name)!!!!!! Saying ur name xD
Amazing= OMFG!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mine is more like: TAKE IT YOU STUPID BI### ahhhhhhhhhhh


You are so charming!

I've faked it before. It was out of panic because my bf has a huge ego. I'm usually very sensitive, and that was the only time thus far. I figured a little white lie would be fine because I didn't want him to make a big deal out of nothing.
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i think guys can fake it, but to tell if a guy is really havin an orgasim is when his toes are twitching that what i read about online about couple of days ago.
also it's better not to fake it b/c i mean if u fake it, it means ur partner is not givin his best pleasure to u. so most likely try to do "harder, better, faster, stronger" lol!
idn about grls i mean i am still pure.
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Hylia wrote:

I'm sorry, it possible for man to fake orgasm.
Actually, its more commun that you would think.

The guy can pretends there wasnt alot of sperm ejaculated
He can quick put a condom in the garbage and no one pay attention.
Actually, its easier for a man since we cant really think a man will fake.

As for woman, yes, all woman faked in their life. If a girl tell you otherwise, she is just lying, and probably faked with you last night.

the interresting question is more why does people fake?

Some people do it out of shame. Alot of people STILL think that penetration is the way to give a girl a orgasm. Wanna know the sensibility of the inside of a vagina? Take your finger and rub it in the inside of your mouth. Now, try to have a orgasm. Not coming inst it ? Well some girls dont know that its actually quite difficult to have a vaginal orgasm. They panic because in porn movie, as soon the penis get into the vagina, the girl start to scream like if it was the end of the world and she will "scream of pleasure" for the next 1h30. Real life is NOT like porn. So the girl have a complex, she think she is frigid or something, and since she is young and there nothing worst for a young person than be different, she fake. She dont want anyone else to know that "there something wrong with her" Hey girl, its because all your friends lie just the same as you. Dont worry, you are normal.

Idk if i can add that many do it for "performance" ... they want people to think they are the best... worst way to do it. Because you never gonna improve if you cant say what you like how you like it... and its not by faking that you will discover it .

Other will do it for various reason. They are tired, dont really feel like it and want it to end as soon as possible. Push a bit harder, moans more, convince the other that you are "about to cum" and the magic happen, the other have his/her orgasm and you can roll over and sleep. Faking to please the other is very commun.

The list goes on for ever but i will stop here.
You got my point ^_^

PS: Harry meet Sally? Awesome movie... the restaurant scene always make me roflmao.


i agree. guys can fake it, i just don't know how. maybe they just make it twitch..or something. and yes, most girls have faked it before.
but i think it also has to do with the fact like women are more focused/worried about pleasing their partner. so they fake it to make it better for their partner. and they don't want the guy to feel bad. or like ^ says, they want it to be over with. explaining this all wrong, but yeah.


BTW: both guys and girls probably feel some kind of throbbing/twitching feeling when their partner is faking. guys might feel the girl squeezing/contracting.. so yeah, basically feels like the real thing.
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