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I am your father
Posted 8/9/15 , edited 8/10/15
You wake up to see Darth Vader and yoga by your bed. yoda offers a job as a jedi knight fighting for good. Darth Vader (being your father) offers a job as a Sith Lord. Which path would you chose. Personally I'd be a Sith lord

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Posted 8/9/15 , edited 8/9/15
Stop taking so much Nyquil before bed, and go back to sleep.

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Posted 8/10/15
I'd choose the path that involves me going back to sleep and taking less drugs.
Posted 8/10/15 , edited 8/10/15
I'd choose pilates
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Posted 8/10/15
Can I choose princess laya instead?
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 8/10/15
Vader's a dead beat, he owes so much in child support.
Posted 8/10/15
Yoga and Lucky are my favorite characters in Spaceballs.
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*Insert witty comment here*
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Posted 8/10/15
I'd go as a jedi. I naturally gravitate towards good but I'd probably end up either falling to the dark side or becoming like Mace Windu.
Posted 8/10/15
shhhhhhhhhhhhh.... i'm sleeping fuckers!
-flips tables- lol
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Posted 8/10/15
I chose Sith Lord as I wouldn't see a small green thing as my father ahah
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Posted 8/10/15
Yoda means I can't fall in love.

On that alone, I would have to become Sith.
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Posted 8/10/15
I'll go to whatever side has the hottest available bishies.

Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
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Posted 8/10/15 , edited 8/10/15
I didn't know Yoga was a Jedi Master, lol

Well if we go rankings Sith lord is higher than Jedi Knight. I would go Sith Lord but, Sith are too sadistic for my taste, I'd go Jedi Knight. Then abandon.

Grey Jedi would be the best choice.

but all that is part of Legends, which is bullshit, I still find it canonical, F you Disney.
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Posted 8/10/15
I've heard the Dark Side has cookies so I'll go with the Dark side.
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