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you're a cat
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22 / M / AZ
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Scratch up the furniture and get high on cat nip.
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U.S.
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Eat lasagna. Cowabunga
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14 / M
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Talk to my cat.
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18 / F / Croatia
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First, I got to find that guy who I used to call my dad. He has to feed me. After that, it's time to sleep... Yeah, that's about it. It's so much easier to be a cat.
Posted 8/10/15
Die because I'm deathly allergic to cats.
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F / Canada
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I would try jumping to a really high place on top of a shelf or something and also try sleeping in boxes.
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Climb trees and the doorframe and dash around like my cat does , lol :)
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23 / M / Texas
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Bundle up under everything on my bed.
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24 / M / USA
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Spend my life sleeping.
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Somewhere
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Try Catnip . I want to know what's so great about it.
Make my owners' home my kingdom where they are my servants.
Scratch up things.
Sleep all day.
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29 / M / Atlanta, GA, USA
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I guess I'll get my stray cat strut on, singin' the blues while the lady cats cry.
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Serpentine my owner's legs just as they start descending the stairs.

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26 / M / Socal
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Hide from my brother.
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21 / M / Florida
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This is actually one of my impossible dreams.

1) Become a cat.
2) Find a woman with big breasts who loves cats.
3) Sleep in her chest.
4) Goal achieved.
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16 / M / California
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Now what the hell have you been doing last night kid?

I would run away or something...*becomes Spice and Wolf with wolf turned into cat*
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