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2016 Hillary Clinton wins election.
2017 Hillary Clinton recognizes tumblr as an official .gov site and assigns NSA like powers to monitor Trumps growing followers after launching his quad-annual post election reality tv show.
2018 Hillary Clinton begins the new "war on drugs" war by instating her "war on the war on women" war.
2019 Hillary Clinton livestreams the execution of benedict trump followed by a reddit AMA.
2020 Hillary Clinton passes law requiring breast milk verification in order to vote. Democrats are in a furious rage because the idea of voter verification is far too conservative. Republicans are in a rage because Mexicans have valid breast milk ID.
2021 The confederate flag makes a come back as the second US civil war begins. Rednecks around the nation feel really, really, smug about the whole "South will rise again" stuff.
2022 The battle of New Ferguson (old Ferguson having been demolished and rebuilt in 2017) begins and is sponsored by Samsung with halftime show by Nicki Minaj.
2023 Both sides realize the world is laughing at America's melodrama. They appreciate the attention but realize they are getting paid entry level wages despite years of experience in the global soap opera field. Majority of soldiers desert and fall back on their DJ career.
2024 Hillary Clinton defeats Hulk Hogan and the last remainders of the rebellion, the battle is a Netflix exclusive and is broadcasted as a 6 part mini-series.
2025 Hillary Clinton begins new reign as "Supreme Vagtator" with the support of Tumblr's congress committee and ratified by subreddit House of Representatives. (It was agreed upon that "Supreme Dictator" is inherently misogynist and supports a patriarchal agenda.)
2026 "The United States of America" is deemed to be offensive as many American citizens aren't actually American and with two civil wars under our belt "united" is beginning to sound a little sarcastic. The country is now officially recognized as "The States" and the flag is changed to a clear piece of cloth.
2027 Normality begins to slowly creep back in to the lives of States citizens. Star Wars 17 and The Hangover 9 both break box office records despite all around awful reviews.
2028 The last civil war has distracted the public from the real issues. American populations are relatively the same but girth per individual has multiplied exponentially and Americans now face overcrowding issues.
2029 Americans begin inhabiting other Americans skin flaps. The symbol previously known as the artist Prince is caught in a scandal where children make serious allegations of the artist after spending the night in his "Neverland" skin flap.
2030 It begins to become clear to the public that ever since Supreme Vagtator Hillary sold the military to Hulu (for their escalating war on Netflix) she has lost standing.
2031 An unknown assassin kills the Supreme Vagtator with poisonous gas. Bill Clinton survives the attack, his stated reason being that he did not inhale.
2032 With the end of her reign, mourning internet sites are given the opportunity to gain political power once and for all. Republicans are banned and the new Re-Republican party is monitored closely at first, but most moderators feel controlling the Re-Republican forum is pretty pointless after a series of séances establish the ghost of Ronald Reagan as their permanent presidential nominee.
2033 Time travelers from feudal era Japan arrive and are offended by the name "The States". RedTumbldit (the google made supercomputer overlord established after Clinton) decides that their case is valid and the country's name is changed once more to "The"
2034 I get bored of watching this and realize I have a gamer recoded on DVR. Everything after this is hazy anyways.


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But those La Raza assholes can fuck right off.



As a proud liberal Mexican American I agree with this guy.
These people don't even know Spanish and they claim to represent me and my family

Btw, I predict that by 2045 Spanish will be more common than it is today.




Yeah, I find them fucking annoying as hell. And then some of those jack-holes think that they should make Spanish the language? Sorry, my people learned Russian before Spanish, and the Russians treated my people with respect unlike those Spanish assholes.

But I'm not sure how Spanish can get any more common than it is now.
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Wow. I didn't realize native Americans were so common. I thought they were mostly killed for sure.


Tfw you realize native Americans are from East Asia and migrated to the America's. Tfw America has only ever been a pioneer continent and never truly had a native human population.
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Tfw you realize native Americans are from East Asia and migrated to the America's. Tfw America has only ever been a pioneer continent and never truly had a native human population.


Don't try to explain to people, they can't even wrap their heads around the fact that Wild Mustangs shouldn't be protected because...*bangs head on keyboard*
Posted 8/11/15 , edited 8/11/15

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Tfw you realize native Americans are from East Asia and migrated to the America's. Tfw America has only ever been a pioneer continent and never truly had a native human population.

Those are....Asians....not Native/Indigenous Americans...

Posted 8/11/15 , edited 8/11/15
. http://economics.mit.edu/files/4131

Give this a go
"4.1 European Conquest of the New World
How Spanish conquistadores conquered the Inca and the Aztec empires and
quickly came to dominate South America is well known. Shortly after the
contact with the American Indians, deadly Eurasian diseases spread rapidly in
these populations. Mortality estimates vary widely, even among serious researchers,
but a consensus view would be at least 50 percent; see Crosby 1972,
McNeill 1976, McEvedy and Jones 1978. Jared Diamond (1997, pp. 77-78)
describes the general phenomenon eloquently (though his estimate of population
declines is at the top of the range): "Smallpox, measles, influenza, typhus,
bubonic plague, and other infectious diseases endemic in Europe played a
decisive role in European conquests, by decimating many peoples on other
continents. For example, a smallpox epidemic devastated the Aztecs after the
failure of the first Spanish attack in 1520. . . . Throughout the Americas, diseases
introduced with Europeans spread from tribe to tribe in advance of the
Europeans themselves, killing an estimated 95 percent of the pre-Colombian
Native American population."
These astounding mortality rates among the native population were decisive
in Europeans taking complete control of South America. "
I think someone wrote something about there not being any natives left. There's still some left obvious but there is a chance things would be different if it wasn't for certain things like disease.
People need to appreciate, there's nothing special about them.
Posted 8/11/15 , edited 8/11/15
Now we got people talmbout how the Natives aren't actually Native they all came from Eastern Asia.

For what reason?
Are u trying to justify the native american genocide & their land being stolen or
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in·dig·e·nous
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adjective
originating or occurring naturally in a particular place; native.


So if Native Americans, such as myself are totally native to the soil over here.....and have nothing to do with European/Asian/African people.

Does that mean we aren't Homo Sapiens, because we can't be 100% native and homo sapiens.

Also please feel free to get off my land if it bugs you that much.

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The rich will get richer and everyone will still be glued to their phones.
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in·dig·e·nous
inˈdijənəs/Submit
adjective
originating or occurring naturally in a particular place; native.


So if Native Americans, such as myself are totally native to the soil over here.....and have nothing to do with European/Asian/African people.

Does that mean we aren't Homo Sapiens, because we can't be 100% native and homo sapiens.


Humans are homo sapien sapiens, not homo sapiens. So no one is technically native to America. There are just people who got here earlier than others.
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The rich will get richer and everyone will still be glued to their phones.


Holograpic phones* carrying stuff will be too tough and obsolete.
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VZ68 wrote:

in·dig·e·nous
inˈdijənəs/Submit
adjective
originating or occurring naturally in a particular place; native.


So if Native Americans, such as myself are totally native to the soil over here.....and have nothing to do with European/Asian/African people.

Does that mean we aren't Homo Sapiens, because we can't be 100% native and homo sapiens.


Humans are homo sapien sapiens, not homo sapiens. So no one is technically native to America. There are just people who got here earlier than others.




Thank you for pointing out the subspecies to a group that only has one current subspecies. But are you sure on that? Anzn disagrees with you.
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