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How would you keep your harem happy?
Posted 8/12/15


You wake up tomorrow and wouldn't you know you've got a harem. A full blown harem. There's a blonde tsundere, a glasses shy girl, a yandere, a childhood friend, and the kuudere who hates you now but give it until Episode 12.

You're one lonesome dude, who now has to keep all these girls entertained, happy, and satisfied. How will you do it?

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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/12/15
School Days.

Thus enabling me to use the joke, "I stabbed you first", when my time is up.
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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/12/15
Almost impossible but:
Be dense, if it work in anime it works if you got the harem, or
Try the super hero stuff help and pay attention to all members.

Or... do what Negima does. he doesn't even know.
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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/12/15
Find an anime that gives us perfect examples how to act.

School Days
The testament of the new sister devil
Sword art online(not sure if it counts as harem)

And a few others I can't remember atm.
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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/12/15
Selective culling of the flock.
Posted 8/12/15

descloud wrote:


Sword art online(not sure if it counts as harem)

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I'm one of very few who actually genuinely likes SAO, and I think it does. Kirito saves a girl, and she falls in love with him. A lot.
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Posted 8/12/15

AiYumega wrote:


descloud wrote:


Sword art online(not sure if it counts as harem)

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I'm one of very few who actually genuinely likes SAO, and I think it does. Kirito saves a girl, and she falls in love with him. A lot.


I am a big fan myself actually

Also that is true, they do love him on the spot fairly quick.
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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/12/15
I would pit the girls against each other and pick the strongest to bear my children.
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Posted 8/12/15
Freak out, and ultimately try to cut them out of my life. Pretty much what I did when I had an online sort of harem but more spread over a year with a couple overlaps phase. I wish I were joking because I didn't enjoy it and hurt a lot of people.
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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/12/15
With my penis?
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Posted 8/12/15
Do it Invaders of the Rokujyoma-style. Spend an episode or two removing each one from the harem in favor of a more fitting, platonic relationship. Leading people on is a douchey thing to do. If there was one that I really did like, then I'd go about trying to work up the courage to ask her out after the rest had been dealt with - but I'm not the type who crushes on people. It takes a while for me to warm up to someone even enough to be friends with them, let alone romantic partners, so I'd probably end up turning them all into friends. If one of them was still interested in me after we'd gotten to know each other better, then I'd likely accept; those who've lost interest in me before then wouldn't have worked out in the first place, after all.

Also, avoid the yandere as much as possible and/or contact the authorities if she does anything dangerous. Violence is not okay.
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Posted 8/12/15
have each one fall in love with all the others for groupsies
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Posted 8/12/15 , edited 8/13/15
I'm a woman and want my male harem, thankyouverymuch.

How would I keep them happy? With my mouth. I'm an awesome singer.

(Why?! What were you thinking?!)
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Posted 8/12/15
Well most of the time they're only looking for attention and romance so... for most guys that would be a field day lol.
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Posted 8/12/15
I'm one of those guys that has far more female friends than male friends. I've gone on dates with most of them at least once (haven't slept with any of them), and also serve and the middleman/mitigator for plenty of quarrels. If suddenly I wake of to find all of them wanting me, I'd be surprised, yah, but I don't think much would change.

I'd probably just set some ground rules: (many of these are already in effect in our group)
1.) I'll take my time choosing, and there is a possibility I won't even choose any of you. I am my own person.
2.) Slander and gossip is one of my biggest peeves. My opinion in you will drop drastically if you do it. Violence is worse (I'm looking at you, yandere).
3.) I'll spend my time with everyone as often as I am able. Do not be offended if we do group activities and you are not alone with me. It's how we've always been. Why change it now?
4.) If and when I do make a choice, I will still be the best friend I can with the rest. Just because I have a girlfriend, doesn't mean I can't have any other friends that are girls.
5.) If you are my choice, do not try to keep me away from my other friends.
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