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How would you keep your harem happy?
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Well I Realy don't get in to may harem anime's. but you know who is good with people Tyler Durden. so I would take his Q and have one hell of an epic harem. being all girls there would be lots of yuri..I mean friendship^^ and we would burn the sexism out of corporations..now there's a plot!!

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
blonde tsundere: No, I did not know that; is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
blonde tsundere: Really...?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined you could use human fat.
blonde tsundere: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.


harem..club..cult all the same really right? XD



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I was going to say marry all of them, but then I saw you included a yandere in this scenario. That means the only possible future for this harem is the yandere killing all the other girls. Making all of them happy would be impossible.
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biscuitnote wrote:

I would pit the girls against each other and pick the strongest to bear my children.


LOL

Okay Darwin.
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descloud wrote:


biscuitnote wrote:

I would pit the girls against each other and pick the strongest to bear my children.


LOL

Okay Darwin.


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Akage-chan wrote:

I'm a woman and want my male harem, thankyouverymuch.

How would I keep them happy? With my mouth. I'm an awesome singer.

(Why?! What were you thinking?!)


I cant let you comment get lost in the fray nicely done!
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I would have all the ladies watch the Show Big Love and see if that helps with bedroom rotation and that whole Mormon wives thingie
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I'd make clones of myself.
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Talk to them about considering a polyamorous relationship, assuming I have feelings for them. A happy, consensual relationship with several beautiful ladies sounds great.
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sleep with all of them

what, they're guys, they don't need anything else to be happy
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I'm super lesbian so I'd be like "Hey girls, ever heard of Polyamory?" Support them in any and all attempts of the others to get along/fall head over heels for each other, and, most of all, use the combined strength of this semi-functional group to take the world by storm.
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Step 1:
Get rid of the yandere.

Step 2:
Enjoy your harem.
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Watch anime with them hang out with them and make the girl that aggres/play games with me the happiest for the longest i can before the yandere kills them then be with the yandere for the rest of my life. keep life simple be happy with the girls before the yandere kills them then be really happy with the yandere
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Simple, I'd spend time talking to each one of them listening and empathizing.
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Before I went into the military I actually had a harem of my own of sorts. Let me tell you how awesome it was 15% of the time and how ridiculously difficult it was the other 85% of the time. It started out when I got out of high school and decided to go to a community college. There were far more girls in my classes than boys so I became friends with the females. I started seeing this one girl and she introduced me to her best friend. About two weeks later I was sleeping with both of them. After the school year wrapped up they both moved away to attend different schools for their desired career goals. I then started seeing another girl, then another, and another. For almost six months I was actively seeing five females at the same time. Yeah, it was great for my ego, self-esteem, and of course I was always getting laid, but it took one heck of a toll on me mentally. Keeping one woman happy isn't that difficult as long as you are honest, open, and respectful (of course, there's more, but keeping it condensed). Now, seeing five women when you are open, honest, and respectful is a completely different task. One wants you to be open, the second wants you to lie about everything, the third and fourth want to get together, and the fifth doesn't care about anything but going to lunch and having sex. Full time job and full time school eats a lot of time, and then trying to be fair with the other five as far as time was concerned was a huge undertaking in itself.

Fast forward to my junior year of college. I was getting burned out on school and I moved away from my home town because of it. I left every one of my relationships behind in hopes of starting anew. Well, what do I find? Another four way harem, how wonderful. This time around was a lot like the last time. It was exhausting, it was fun, it was a pain. I couldn't keep them all happy, it was impossible for me. Two isn't that big of an issue as long as they are cool with what is going on, three can even be done if they are all super open to the idea and practically bisexual, more than that the personalities differ by so much that it is exhausting.

Now I live with a girl I brought back from California who is bisexual. Best of all worlds. Good luck out there if you wonderful people get a harem of your own one day.
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Raise the Red Lantern

CR used to have that cmovie.

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