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How would you keep your harem happy?
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Posted 8/12/15
Friendzone them all and see who goes the distance and puts in the effort.
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Posted 8/12/15

anikevin wrote:

Step 1:
Get rid of the yandere.

Step 2:
Enjoy your harem.



Step 3. Add Yandere Harem.
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Posted 8/13/15

anikevin wrote:

Step 1:
Get rid of the harem.

Step 2:
Enjoy your yandere.


That's better.
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Similarly to previous posters, I would go for the "all aboard" option. Turn down any that aren't bisexual or pansexual. See if the remainder are down for a however-many-way relationship. I'm not to worried about a yandere. I've had people try to kill me before, if I know it's coming, I'm good. I can also probably get them committed after the first attempt and with therapy they might be able to join the love fest.

My wife has made passing comments about getting us a girlfriend. She is halfway kidding. The fact that it is halfway is both awesome and scary. I'm not sure a real life haremish situation ends well, but I can't help but be intrigued by the possibilities...
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16 / M / Palatine, Illinois
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Posted 8/13/15
Pretend to be dense.
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34 / M / Off the map.
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I am doomed.
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22 / M / Michigan
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Posted 8/13/15 , edited 8/13/15
I'd be dead tired all of the time. But at least things would be interesting
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Not a good idea to put a Yandere in a harem.


Aside from that, it would be a delicate balancing act trying to make each girl feels special without having any of the girls feel neglected.


anikevin wrote:

Step 1:
Get rid of the harem.

Step 2:
Enjoy your yandere.


This also works.
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I'd go fishing.I have enough kids.
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Posted 8/13/15 , edited 8/13/15

pirththee wrote:

I'd go fishing.I have enough kids.


Come off it pirthee.



Bring out the mermaid suits you've been hiding xD
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Posted 8/13/15
Everyone is going to receive a broken heart. This is how I make myself feel better when I am lonely. Unfortunately, such an opportunity has never shown itself in real life.
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severticas wrote:


pirththee wrote:

I'd go fishing.I have enough kids.


Come off it pirthee.



Bring out the mermaid suits you've been hiding xD


They'd look like the one in Copenhagen harbor looking out to sea and waiting for my return.Home coming and make up sex is always the best.
Posted 8/13/15 , edited 8/13/15

pirththee wrote:


They'd look like the one in Copenhagen harbor looking out to sea and waiting for my return.Home coming and make up sex is always the best.


aaah gross, with your kids?!

Haha, jsut kidding
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Posted 8/13/15
Train them into being personal assassins for me.



Otherwise, grope them a lot.
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