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Would Jesus Christ have been an anime fan?
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Japanese Jesus probably loves anime.


Japanese Jesus died for your sins desu~

B-b-baka, i-it's not like I want you to be saved or anything!






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Morbidhanson wrote:


CKD-Anime wrote:

Japanese Jesus probably loves anime.


Japanese Jesus died for your sins desu~

B-b-baka, i-it's not like I want you to be saved or anything!


Don't forget the most important verse in the Bible.

John-kun 3:16

For God so loved Anime, that He gave His only Otaku Son, and that whosoever watches Anime with Him shall not have friends, but become an everlasting Anime Fan.

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CKD-Anime wrote:

Japanese Jesus probably loves anime.


LOL I'm done xD And all the other replies to this are killing me. But this made me think of 21 and 22 Jump Street. What about Korean Jesus? Or Vietnamese Jesus? I bet Korean Jesus likes K-Pop xD

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Jesus-san and his disciple harem.

"Konbanwa, Jesus-senpai, we're here to arrest you desu~"
"Nande....Judas-kun?"

"Increase your moe as an idolru so you can stretch out your hand over the crowd to divide it so that our otaku crew can be the first into Akihabara."
Exodia 14:16


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LOL I'm done xD And all the other replies to this are killing me. But this made me think of 21 and 22 Jump Street. What about Korean Jesus? Or Vietnamese Jesus? I bet Korean Jesus likes K-Pop xD


Vietnamese Jesus turned water into pho. He also had baskets of shrimp and baskets of spring roll wrappers that he used to feed 5000.
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i_love_u_jesus wrote:

I'm gonna pretend for a moment this isn't a joke thread.


(O-kayyy, gotta admit, you've got a better imagination than I have...)


I think more than anything Jesus has better things to do than consume a lot of works of fiction of any medium.


Why not?--He told stories.
(You could just see Him liking the overly-allegorized Matsumoto stories on GE999.)

The Guy was a lot more social than we give him credit for, and it's glossed over in the text, but it's there.
Even for those Catholic, who spend all their time on his wounds and his mommy.


Morbidhanson wrote:Vietnamese Jesus turned water into pho. He also had baskets of shrimp and baskets of spring roll wrappers that he used to feed 5000.


"For the apostle Peter, we brought loafs and fishes, because that's all he ever does."
(Can't remember where I heard that joke, but it's stuck with me.)
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If there is a hell, I think I am going to it.
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Morbidhanson wrote:

Jesus-san and his disciple harem.

"Konbanwa, Jesus-senpai, we're here to arrest you desu~"
"Nande....Judas-kun?"


Mary Magdalene was definitely best girl.

I bet he plays Pokémon too.
Jigglypuff uses Double Slap on Jesus. It's super effective.
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I was totally about to post that gif!
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Ummm . . . yup.
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Lol yeah.. No he would not show interest
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I think he would be against the majority of the
stuff we do today... and? Don't really care
I know we are not perfect. Just keep love
in your heart and even if there is no God
at least you lived a good life.

I believe in some things a lot different then
others but I won't cast you out. Not really
that religious.
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