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Post Reply Trump, Clinton, or Deez Nuts?
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It's no secret that a lot of people here are tired of the same old 2-party system here in the U.S. The 2016 election will most likely be between the fake Hispanic Jeb Bush or the infamous criminal Hillary Clinton. Maybe it'll be Clinton vs. Donald Trump. The leading candidates for both parties aren't making a lot of people happy. Third party candidates have never had a chance to win major elections. There has been growing frustration among Americans that want to break the monopoly republicans and democrats have on politics. This frustration has reached the point where the most successful independent candidate in over 20 years has made international headlines just overnight.

This candidate is none other than Deez Nuts!

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/08/20/deez-nuts-for-president-why-not-says-iowa-farm-boy/

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/meet-deez-nuts-the-teen-presidential-candidate-punking-america-20150819

http://deeznutsforpresident2016.yolasite.com

Yes, that's right. A 15 year old boy from Iowa decided to run as an independent under the name Deez Nuts. When put in the hypothetical match-up against Clinton and Trump, Deez Nuts earned about 1/10 of the votes. Even if some people were joking when they selected him, it still shows just how much people want a third party candidate to crush the current leading candidates.


That's more than any third party candidate has ever won in decades.

Deez Nuts can't officially get elected since he's obviously still too young, but many people still believe he's a better alternative to Clinton and Trump. This is how dire our situation is. This is how much American politics has fallen. It's time for third party candidates to start gaining momentum. Deez Nuts' candidacy has helped bring national attention to a flawed system that only offers 2 choices, neither of which are favorable in the eyes of most Americans.




Is that some kind statement on our two-party political system?
Half trying to break the two-party system, half frustration with the front-runners

Why did you decide to run for president?
Because I really didn't want to see Clinton, Bush, or Trump in the White House, so I guess I'm just trying to put up a fight.

- Brady Olsen, aka "Deez Nuts"


Update: I made a poll since Deez Nuts sure has been receiving some positive feedback in these comments.

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Trump is still best girl.
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CKD-Anime wrote:

Trump is still best girl.


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CKD-Anime wrote:

Trump is still best girl.


Ur wot m9?
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Deez Nutz!
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I see Deez Nuts is off to a good start in this thread. Good.
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But Obama-sama declared waifus for everyone! Don't forget that.
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Deez Nuts is a better than candidate than both.
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Deez Nuts will bring change in 2016
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I just looked Deez Nuts up, if he's 15, which according to some outlets, he is, he can't run, right?
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animegirl2222 wrote:

I just looked Deez Nuts up, if he's 15, which according to some outlets, he is, he can't run, right?


Correct. I mentioned that in the OP. Still, it's quite amusing, isn't it?
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PhantomGundam wrote:


animegirl2222 wrote:

I just looked Deez Nuts up, if he's 15, which according to some outlets, he is, he can't run, right?


Correct. I mentioned that in the OP. Still, it's quite amusing, isn't it?


Well of course, hahaha.
And yeah, Deez Nuts still sounds more competent than the former two.
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Deez Nuts, The future has came - 2016
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