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25 / M / Inside Lorreen's...
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Posted 8/21/15
I'd lay off the acid or mushrooms first.


Second they would probably just complain at the fact I am a fat bastard.
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20 / F / I don't know T_T
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If they talk then they must have a face. I'd see if they bite. If they do, then I'll burn them.
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"Err hi..." pleasedon'tbeapervertpleasedon'tbeapervert
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33 / M / outer wall, level...
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Posted 8/21/15
"too much damn seriquil."
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I'd say "Oh hey guys...... watch my back will you?"

Also I'd become the world's greatest ventriloquist.
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29 / M / Bullhead City, AZ
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I'd apologize to the socks for all the yellowish crusty spots.
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22 / M / Ohio
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I'd develop a wired relationship with them. I mean it'll only be natural. Right?.....Right?
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25 / M / Atlanta, GA
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I whisper "I'm so sorry" as I slide into my boxers
Posted 8/21/15 , edited 8/21/15
I would rip them apart and buy new ones but only if they got really annoying though.
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20 / M
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I'd ask myself, "When did I start doing drugs?"
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16 / F / Always my room
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I'd think I was crazy and seek some serious help
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20 / F / You don't need to...
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Oh no... Kill La Kill is real. *Burns all my clothes to have an excuse to have a shopping spree*
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23 / M / Queensland, Austr...
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Posted 8/22/15
First priority: make sure they aren't dicks (if they're just gonna be dicks, burn them)
second priority: experiments. can they only talk? what about hearing/feeling/other senses? If they can see, can they see behind me? that could be freakin useful. Do they have fashion sense? If they do, and they don't think they look good, does that mean they have self-esteem issues? Should I then be taking my clothes to get mental help instead of myself? (the cycle has been completed)
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19 / M / Future Gadget Lab...
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Posted 8/22/15
I'd start talking to all my anime shirts to partially fulfill my dream of interacting with my favorite characters.

Then I'd probably go insane.
Posted 8/22/15 , edited 8/22/15
clothes: Ay fam remember to change out of Braba with Bradra aight?
me: aight
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