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Posted 8/22/15
would think i'm schizo
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Posted 8/22/15
Oh man I got enough problems due to people (neighborhood) thinking I'm crazy due to trying to kill spiders on the pouch with poison Spray, sometime I can overhear them saying "What is he doing" I was like, can you not tell I'm trying to kill spiders! x_X I HAAAATE spiders haha.

I"m pretty sure clothes won't like the idea of having to repeat over, over, and over again when I asked to repeat again please due to deafness :p than I'll say just kidding I heard you the first time :p.

One time I swore I heard some stranger started talking to me when I was on my computer in the middle of the night.. so I scroll down realized it was annoying Ad turned on when I click on the new on yahoo haha. It did freak me out at first time.

Well I'm loner, so having some clothes from out of space started talking to me, I guess I'll have someone to talk to and won't be label "Loner" But still people will put me in mental hospital! >.>
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Posted 8/22/15
I'm sorry for when I fart on you pants/boxers =(
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Posted 8/22/15
They can only talk, right? That means I should be safe. I'm sure they'd try to murder me for all the things I've done to them.
Posted 8/22/15

Nalaniel wrote:

They can only talk, right? That means I should be safe. I'm sure they'd try to murder me for all the things I've done to them.


You're pretty lewd...
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Posted 8/22/15
You mean yours don't ?
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Posted 8/22/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:

They can only talk, right? That means I should be safe. I'm sure they'd try to murder me for all the things I've done to them.


You're pretty lewd...


Thanks. That's my primary objective.
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Posted 8/22/15
Well, I mean... What are they like?

If they're nice, and know to keep quiet when I'm not feeling social, then it'd be pretty nice to have someone around to talk to intermittently. It's tough to just kind of exchange a couple sentences with someone without it turning into an actual conversation, but I feel like if it were clothes, I could do just that, since they're there all day anyway.
Posted 8/22/15
I once read an erotic visual novel where a guy transformed into her panties and using pressure and his hand pleasures her. Would my clothes be able to do that?
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Posted 8/23/15
Burn them. SEND THEM TO HELL WHERE THEY BELONG!
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Posted 8/23/15 , edited 8/23/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I once read an erotic visual novel where a guy transformed into her panties and using pressure and his hand pleasures her. Would my clothes be able to do that?


Taniguchi-san's Transform into Anything, Anywhere?
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Posted 8/23/15
I would ask it to give me the power to avenge my father.
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Posted 8/23/15
Clothes: "aah, crap. This person is so cheap. Let us die already. You have us since high school."

Me: "Should you be happy for me... for us instead? At least, I did not gain weight and stretch you guys out. Yes, there are times I don't take a bath for a couple of days. Well, I'm helping mother nature. Gotta conserve water. You know that."

Clothes: "You're full of crap."

Undies: "Yup."
Posted 8/24/15

onibrotonel wrote:

Clothes: "aah, crap. This person is so cheap. Let us die already. You have us since high school."

Me: "Should you be happy for me... for us instead? At least, I did not gain weight and stretch you guys out. Yes, there are times I don't take a bath for a couple of days. Well, I'm helping mother nature. Gotta conserve water. You know that."

Clothes: "You're full of crap."

Undies: "Yup."


You are a marvel. I fully enjoyed reading that lol.
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Posted 8/24/15

onibrotonel wrote:

Clothes: "aah, crap. This person is so cheap. Let us die already. You have us since high school."

Me: "Should you be happy for me... for us instead? At least, I did not gain weight and stretch you guys out. Yes, there are times I don't take a bath for a couple of days. Well, I'm helping mother nature. Gotta conserve water. You know that."

Clothes: "You're full of crap."

Undies: "Yup."


I feel sorry for your clothes. Then again, I'm not that much better...
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