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How To Adopt Someone Not As My Daughter, But As My Younger Sister?
Posted 8/22/15
I desperately want an imouto, both legally and emotionally. How do I make this happen?
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Oh, he's back.
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Get to work on your parents:

If you want the child to be adopted then ideally you'll need to start with your father. A few well-aimed golf swing "mishaps" should prevent future biological siblings. This can be supplemented by providing him with Mountain Dew and other drinks containing Yellow 5 food coloring.

From there, proceed on to your mother. The best approach here is through the liberal application of infant exposure. Take her places you know babies are likely to congregate, introduce her to people with small children, etc. anything and everything that can get that "Awwwww babies...." biological urge salivating.

Next you should make sure to seed the environment. Move all your baby toys out of the attic and into the living room while doing some spring cleaning, repaint the guest bedroom in pink, leave adoption papers lying on the coffee table, etc..

With time, effort and a little luck, soon you will have your very own imoto.
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Sexual abuse happens often with adoptees. Many fall into depression and might even commit suicide because of this.

http://adoption.com/sexual-abuse
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Sexual abuse happens often with adoptees. Many fall into depression and might even commit suicide because of this.

http://adoption.com/sexual-abuse


Many cases of incest are also sexual abuse as well.
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You can adopt me and I can crossdress for you onii chan.
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lol Surveillances agencies got you check bro.
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FlyinDumpling wrote:

Sexual abuse happens often with adoptees. Many fall into depression and might even commit suicide because of this.

http://adoption.com/sexual-abuse


Many cases of incest are also sexual abuse as well. You obsession with incest is disturbing.
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FlyinDumpling wrote:

Sexual abuse happens often with adoptees. Many fall into depression and might even commit suicide because of this.

http://adoption.com/sexual-abuse


Many cases of incest are also sexual abuse as well.
You obsession with incest is disturbing.

I blame my sisters. They treat me horribly.

Yes, I actually have sisters. Older sisters mind you.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:

You obsession with incest is disturbing.


I blame my sisters. They treat me horribly.

Yes, I actually have sisters. Older sisters mind you.
I think you should fix your current problems before taking in another one. Incestuous fantasies might be a symptom of the sibling abuse.
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umm your parnets??? I guess I mean...they are you legal guardians well where
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Get to work on your parents:


(reading letter) "'Dear Santa: Please bring me a little brother for Christmas'...Ho ho, can do, kid! "
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Money- and suspicious looking Ice cream truck.
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Go to a third world country
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