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Posted 8/22/15
Someone attempted to a few weeks ago, my inner troll had a catfish po'boy after the few weeks were up.
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PrinceJudar wrote:

No, but I know guys who have been. Some worse than others. One of my friends was duped for months (maybe a little over a year) to fallin' in love with some chick that ended up bein' a dude. Happens all the time.

I do the opposite, but I never go to far lengths like social media and shit. I just say I'm a dude and to get people off my back and I normally don't need any evidence for that argument.



lol
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PrinceJudar wrote:

No, but I know guys who have been. Some worse than others. One of my friends was duped for months (maybe a little over a year) to fallin' in love with some chick that ended up bein' a dude. Happens all the time.

I do the opposite, but I never go to far lengths like social media and shit. I just say I'm a dude and to get people off my back and I normally don't need any evidence for that argument.



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Posted 8/22/15
someone tried leading me on once, lets just say it won't happen again and i learned a thing or two.
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Posted 8/22/15 , edited 8/22/15
I met this girl online onetime and we seemed to hit it off pretty well. She was from my town so we figured we'd hang out one day when the both of us had a day off, you know go on an official date. Well, the day came and I was excited but calm. Went to the meeting place and saw her there and she looked bangin'. Met pretty much all of my likes as far as looks went(which is basically petite. There's some more specifics but that's basically it in a nutshell.). Her voice was a little deeper than expected, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt figuring not all girls sound girly. Perhaps some of you know where this is going by now.

Anyways, date went well enough. At the end I drove her home being as how she walked to the meet whereas I drove because why walk when I can drive. Accompanied her up to her door and noticed she was kind of fidgeting and reluctant to go inside so I figured it was kissy time. Yes I said that in my head too. So I went to move in close for it and accidentally kneed her in the crotch, and before I could apologize I heard "Ow my dick!". I chuckled thinking she just had a sailors mouth. I am aware now that I was in denial. I apologized and looked down and saw a bulge spring out of nowhere almost like magic. I asked her/him/it, "How-how did you keep it hidden this whole time?!" trying my best to sound like it wasn't a big deal, to which it replied "When you kneed me in my dick you knocked the tape loose, ya ass!". I chuckled, apologized and felt my eyes glaze over. I opened its door, walked it to the sofa got a bag of ice then said "Moods ruined so... I'm gonna go.", turned and walked out.

Drove about a mile through the neighborhood then brought my car to a stop, cranked my radio as loud as I could stand it and cried.
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jeanius- wrote:

I met this girl online onetime and we seemed to hit it off pretty well. She was from my town so we figured we'd hang out one day when the both of us had a day off, you know go on an official date. Well, the day came and I was excited but calm. Went to the meeting place and saw her there and she looked bangin'. Met pretty much all of my likes as far as looks went(which is basically petite. There's some more specifics but that's basically it in a nutshell.). Her voice was a little deeper than expected, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt figuring not all girls sound girly. Perhaps some of you know where this is going by now.

Anyways, date went well enough. At the end I drove her home being as how she walked to the meet whereas I drove because why walk when I can drive. Accompanied her up to her door and noticed she was kind of fidgeting and reluctant to go inside so I figured it was kissy time. Yes I said that in my head too. So I went to move in close for it and accidentally kneed her in the crotch, and before I could apologize I heard "Ow my dick!". I chuckled thinking she just had a sailors mouth. I am aware now that I was in denial. I apologized and looked down and saw a bulge spring out of nowhere almost like magic. I asked her/him/it, "How-how did you keep it hidden this whole time?!" trying my best to sound like it wasn't a big deal, to which it replied "When you kneed me in my dick you knocked the tape loose, ya ass!". I chuckled, apologized and felt my eyes glaze over. I opened its door, walked it to the sofa got a bag of ice then said "Moods ruined so... I'm gonna go.", turned and walked out.

Drove about a mile through the neighborhood then brought my car to a stop, cranked my radio as loud as I could stand it and cried.


damn that's harsh dude i probably would have done the same thing but I also would have found a couple of people at stop lights to race since my car has some speed to it to help me forget about it and get my blood pumping.
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IngramIV wrote:

There are no girl in dark souls. trust me. not even on total war nor war thunder, payday etc. etc. basically the cake is always a lie.
Ragnarok online, do not even try , the amount of people I fished as team player on TeamSpeak , Ventrilo and radical.


I think the horses have a lot to do with the number of girls who played Red Dead.
Posted 8/23/15 , edited 8/23/15

jeanius- wrote:

I met this girl online onetime and we seemed to hit it off pretty well. She was from my town so we figured we'd hang out one day when the both of us had a day off, you know go on an official date. Well, the day came and I was excited but calm. Went to the meeting place and saw her there and she looked bangin'. Met pretty much all of my likes as far as looks went(which is basically petite. There's some more specifics but that's basically it in a nutshell.). Her voice was a little deeper than expected, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt figuring not all girls sound girly. Perhaps some of you know where this is going by now.

Anyways, date went well enough. At the end I drove her home being as how she walked to the meet whereas I drove because why walk when I can drive. Accompanied her up to her door and noticed she was kind of fidgeting and reluctant to go inside so I figured it was kissy time. Yes I said that in my head too. So I went to move in close for it and accidentally kneed her in the crotch, and before I could apologize I heard "Ow my dick!". I chuckled thinking she just had a sailors mouth. I am aware now that I was in denial. I apologized and looked down and saw a bulge spring out of nowhere almost like magic. I asked her/him/it, "How-how did you keep it hidden this whole time?!" trying my best to sound like it wasn't a big deal, to which it replied "When you kneed me in my dick you knocked the tape loose, ya ass!". I chuckled, apologized and felt my eyes glaze over. I opened its door, walked it to the sofa got a bag of ice then said "Moods ruined so... I'm gonna go.", turned and walked out.

Drove about a mile through the neighborhood then brought my car to a stop, cranked my radio as loud as I could stand it and cried.


That's fucked up. You even touched -vomits- I think accidentally kneeding her in the crotch saved your life. Better thank the kami sama you pray to. If you pray to any.
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Posted 8/23/15
With the amount of experiences that could have been catfishes but weren't, I'm surprised I haven't been catfished yet.
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Posted 8/23/15
So a when your been catfished you been lied too by a girl saying something she's not or a boy I'm just a bit confused
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Posted 8/23/15 , edited 8/23/15

Tehnery wrote:

So a when your been catfished you been lied too by a girl saying something she's not or a boy I'm just a bit confused


Catfishing is when someone pretends to be someone they're not.

Using fake pictures and stuff. Guys often pretend to be women. However, you also have people that pretend to be someone more attractive.
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Posted 8/23/15

IngramIV wrote:

There are no girl in dark souls. trust me. not even on total war nor war thunder, payday etc. etc. basically the cake is always a lie.
Ragnarok online, do not even try , the amount of people I fished as team player on TeamSpeak , Ventrilo and radical.


My girls and I used to be on Ragnarok Online, until we went into grad school. Now I think you're right, there probably aren't a lot of females left in there.
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Posted 8/23/15
Never took the bait. Long-distance relationships are nearly impossible, so yeah I won't take the bait nor would I lead people on. It's not pretty.
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Posted 8/23/15

PrinceJudar wrote:


Tehnery wrote:

So a when your been catfished you been lied too by a girl saying something she's not or a boy I'm just a bit confused


Catfishing is when someone pretends to be someone they're not.

Using fake pictures and stuff. Guys often pretend to be women. However, you also have people that pretend to be someone more attractive.


Oh alright thanks
No I have not been Cat fished thought I have been used...a lot
I hate my nice nature
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I think every time a woman has come on to me in real life she wanted something that wasn't a relationship or sex. so yeah, lesson learned. Certainly not gonna fall for it online.
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