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Man Gets 8-Inch Bionic Penis.
Posted 8/25/15
8 inches is a really nice size.
Posted 8/25/15
I'm more curious about the car accident... how did it get the penis, but not anything else?



This makes me weary of cars.
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Posted 8/25/15
Wha! Well I was blessing when I was born..:p I would say why 8 inches, why not 12 inches and 3 or 4 inches wide to make the ladies happy!
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Posted 8/25/15

GayAsianBoy wrote:

I'm more curious about the car accident... how did it get the penis, but not anything else?



This makes me weary of cars.



Brittey Spear (spelling?) does got prudy (pretty :p) mouth!
Posted 8/25/15
But he can't derive any pleasure though, can he? He can just...do the motions. Right?
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Posted 8/25/15

teallerina wrote:

But he can't derive any pleasure though, can he? He can just...do the motions. Right?



I would think so, otherwise that defeat the purpose of having it in first place ;p. Unless he just want to pleasure his wife/gf? I don't know if he lost the whole thing..like balls that produce sperms to make babies.. I was wondering if that was the reason he wanted it, so he and his wife can have children.
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Posted 8/25/15
Im gonna name my first album 8-inch bionic penis.
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Posted 8/25/15
Yep

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Posted 8/25/15

GayAsianBoy wrote:

I'm more curious about the car accident... how did it get the penis, but not anything else?



This makes me weary of cars.


I want to know how he was dragged 600 feet.
Posted 8/25/15

JanusCascade wrote:


teallerina wrote:

But he can't derive any pleasure though, can he? He can just...do the motions. Right?



I would think so, otherwise that defeat the purpose of having it in first place ;p. Unless he just want to pleasure his wife/gf? I don't know if he lost the whole thing..like balls that produce sperms to make babies.. I was wondering if that was the reason he wanted it, so he and his wife can have children.


According to articles he lost most of the penis (2 inches were left behind) and his left testicle. This bionic penis is "fully functional" which I take to mean he can even get pleasure from sex as well as have children. He apparently was married but the wife didn't know he was missing his stuff and they divorced after like a year.
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Posted 8/25/15

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GretelMkMonkey wrote:

Before I read the news, I thought the bionic meant this kind of bionic: http://for-kids.by/files/uploads/lego_bionicle_toa_nuva_by_tfprime1114-d792r0r.jpg
Made me kinda question how does one construct a penis with those parts.


They probably used an erector set.

Nice one.
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Posted 8/25/15
He's got the length



but the real thing that his women will care about



does he have the girth
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Posted 8/25/15

pirththee wrote:


GretelMkMonkey wrote:

Before I read the news, I thought the bionic meant this kind of bionic: http://for-kids.by/files/uploads/lego_bionicle_toa_nuva_by_tfprime1114-d792r0r.jpg
Made me kinda question how does one construct a penis with those parts.


They probably used an erector set.


Ba dum tsh.
Posted 8/25/15

severticas wrote:



I'd be grossed out but that's just me. So don't go apeshit on me.
xD.


I think is stupid but I not going mental on you. I am gross out by the stupids things too.
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Posted 8/25/15
I can't help but think of some metal robotic strap on like thing.
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