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Ashley Madison Hack Exposes Otaku Cheating on Their Waifu
Posted 8/25/15
Shocking, shocking news. The recent Ashley Madison Hack exposes some Otaku Cheating on Their Waifu.



Read the full, and disgusting, article here. Be warned. This is tough to accept this level of infidelity.

http://www.animemaru.com/ashley-madison-hack-exposes-otaku-cheating-on-their-waifu/
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Oh Geez.



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Posted 8/25/15 , edited 9/15/15
Shameful.

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Patrick: *moves to sit beside Susan* We need to talk.
Susan: Sure.
Patrick: About our… relationship. *Susan looks surprised* I’m just starting to think it’s all getting a bit hot & heavy, and we both need to back off and- cool down! You know, maybe we should just both think about where everything’s going, or whether we’re starting to commit more than we intend to, or… Or what.
Susan: …What relationship?
Patrick: I can’t believe you!
Susan: Well, I di- I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings! I just never saw it as a relationship and such. I just thought we’re having a bit of fun! A bit of sex!
Patrick: *laughs nervously* Yeah, that’s what I thought, I mean, that’s pretty much- pretty much the way I see things.
Susan: *laughs heartily* Well there you are then!
Patrick: Yeah!
Susan: I mean it’s not as if we’re being faithful or anything. *Patrick looks unnerved* Oops.
Susan: I’m so sorry. I had no idea.
Patrick: It’s fine.
Susan: We were only seeing each other once a week! That’s not exactly a sex life. You must’ve been doing a lot of, um… solo flights.
Patrick: No, I wasn’t!
Susan: Oh, come on!
Patrick: I certainly was not! I was saving it all up for you!
Susan: *accidently snorts* No, really!? *Patrick looks apalled* Oops.
Susan: Look, I’m not saying it wasn’t good. I’m just saying it didn’t seem like a week’s worth! *Patrick looks hurt* No, don’t look like that! Not everyone has my level of sex drive. I mean, for a start you’re a bloke-
Patrick: Alright! Alright. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but actually… I’ve been seeing someone else, too.
Susan: …You’ve been cheating on me?
Patrick: What?
Susan: Is this true, Patrick?
Patrick: But you were cheating on me!
Susan: I wasn’t cheating. I wasn’t being faithful. You were being faithful, and that means you were cheating! And I thought I knew you.

Episode 1, Coupling ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0237123/ )

Based on the above precedent, I move that it's cheating if you were being faithful thus it is completely possible to cheat on your waifu.
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Posted 8/25/15

“I know she may never forgive me,” Trekowski tearfully continued. “I’ve just been frustrated the last few months because I feel my Hestia dakimakura isn’t reciprocating the attention and love I’m giving it. Instead of responsibly working on my marriage, I gave in to the temptation and for that I apologize.”


Wat?
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Posted 8/25/15 , edited 9/15/15
You only cheat on your waifus with other waifus

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Posted 8/25/15
What infidelity! I have lot faith in humanity. That poor waifu how horrid it is, she was treated this way
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Posted 8/25/15 , edited 8/25/15
This is quite possibly the greatest thread/post/etc. to come out of the Ashley Madison debacle.
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Posted 8/25/15 , edited 8/25/15

Swaggercandy wrote:

You only cheat on your waifus with other waifus



At least Mero is open to the idea of being the side chick.
Posted 8/25/15
Hahahaha what?
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Such a disgraceful act

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That poor poor thing. At least I'd treat her right but alas...I already have a waifu.
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Posted 8/25/15
People have no shame
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Posted 8/25/15 , edited 9/15/15
Hahaha.

Actually I really dont find the hack that funny. I read an article about how a ton of Saudi Arabian users got exposed with the hack and in Saudi Arabia adultery is punishable by death. Thats fucked up.
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