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The worst excuses.
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Posted 8/26/15
I think I left the stove on at home.
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Posted 8/26/15
Dogs for real ate homework dude it did happen to me, it was lucky I was A on that class and the teacher did believe it!
Posted 8/26/15
I want to be my own boss.
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Posted 8/26/15

YayForKittens wrote:

I had a dream that I came to work, but then I woke up and realized that I really didn't ...


OMGOSH this happens to me all the time lol, but not exactly like that.

Like I hear my alarm clock ringing, and I think about getting up to turn it off, and I actually dream about getting up and turning it off, and I feel relieved. ONLY TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE I"M STILL IN BED LOL
Posted 8/27/15
I can honestly say I've heard the " Oh I can't I have to wash my hair" excuse. Geez, just say it if you don't want to.
Posted 8/27/15
I forgot.
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23 / M / Kaguya's Panties
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Posted 8/27/15
My waifu needed to go to the doctors.
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Posted 8/27/15
sun was in my eyes
Posted 8/27/15
"there was too much traffic" or " I was stuck in traffic for almost 2 hours because of an accident"

Reality: I was sleeping the whole time
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Posted 8/27/15
"I don't feel like it" or "I didn't have the time" or "I'm too busy" but they all come from someone who's on the computer all day long.
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Posted 8/27/15
My relatives are notoriously bad when it comes to arranging gatherings and even worse when it comes to showing up for those on time
. I get calls the night before asking if I can meet for lunch or dinner to celebrate someone's birthday. I mean, what gets me is that it's the same day every year...so why do we always wait until the night before to plan anything? It's not as if anyone in this family has such a demanding schedule that getting a hold of anyone would take an act of congress.

Also, if an invitation says it starts at noon, no one will show up until 1, and things won't begin until about 2.
Posted 8/27/15
*to someone in need*, I gave at the office. (lie)
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23 / F / Canada
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Posted 8/27/15
I'm too tired. I loathe that phrase will all of my being.
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20 / F / I don't know T_T
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Posted 8/27/15
Because you're a bitch.
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15 / M / USA
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Posted 8/27/15
There was school?
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