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The worst excuses.
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16 / M / USA
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Posted 8/27/15
There was school?
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52 / M / Bay Area
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Posted 8/27/15
I didn't get your text
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25 / F / The moon
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Posted 8/27/15
I've heard so many excuses but the funniest one I've heard was,"I'm sick and I have to stay home." So, later on my mom and I goes to town to do a little shopping and the next aisle we bump into the person that said that. Very classic! XD My mom knew he was lying and was in town because she stays on facebook a lot and basically facebook tells you the location of your friend (he's only a friend, but also a backstabber). The guy was a dumbass. lmao
Posted 8/27/15
Urrrmmmmmmm...

LOOK, A DISTRACTION.

Posted 8/27/15
my kid can say that her dog ate the homework lmao my dog eats EVERYTHING
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21 / M
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Posted 8/27/15
Me: I was on my way to work when a giant ufo crashed on to the street and when i went to investigate i got sucked into a dimensional rift that transported me to alternative universe where i was deemed the chosen one and had to defeat the evil demon lord in a epic battle and had to deal with many things that includes a harem, a princess, and evil assasins amongst many other things!

Boss: Is that why you're 5 minutes late?

Me: Yeah, it was insane!

Boss: You stood up all night watching anime right?

Me: Yes
Sogno- 
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27 / F / SC
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Posted 8/27/15 , edited 8/27/15
"those social media accounts are fake lol they dont count"
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22 / F / The Flying Pussyf...
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Posted 8/27/15
I'm ugly!
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21 / M / CA
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Posted 8/27/15
My Minds on my money and my money is on my mind
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28 / US
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Posted 8/27/15
Anything that is a lie. Tell me you had to poop or it's personal or whatever, I don't care. Just don't lie. The only thing that rivals this is "I'm usually scheduled at a different time." Yeah, I know. I write your schedule. It's been posted for two weeks.
Posted 8/27/15
Constipation. (Umm say no more)
Posted 8/27/15
"Uh.....I forgot."

The thing is I know their lying too! This usually happens after I've made plans with someone.
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M / 米国
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Posted 8/27/15
One day for sure......

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20 / M / North Pole
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Posted 8/27/15
''I'm doing it for your sake''
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20 / M
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Posted 8/27/15
*Someone knocks on the door.*

"Go away! Nobody's home."
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