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Post Reply You discover two yanderes are in love with you, what do you do?
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31 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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Posted 8/27/15 , edited 8/27/15
You move to Japan. You move into small apartment. You meet various neighbors, including a pretty girl next door, named Vanira. She likes to wear sunglasses, has purple streaks in her hair, and wears professional looking clothing. She says she lives with her parents (though you've never seen them). She frequently cooks for you, cleans your apartment and packs you lunches, and wakes you up in morning if you oversleep.

When school starts, you meet another girl, Cinnamon, on campus. She has bleached hair and wears a thick bead necklace, earings, loud clothing and red boots. She always flirts with you, jumps on you, and greets you with big hugs.

One night at 12:00 am, you hear clanking outside the door. You open the door and see Vanira holding a large steak knife with something dripping from it. You also see Cinnamon with a very large sharp looking pair of scissors. Both of them look at you and say, "You must choose one us!"
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Posted 8/27/15
>_<# dam I'm greedy I choose both but mmmmm I guess I go with vanira lol lol
Posted 8/27/15
Run away, become untraceable lol
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Posted 8/27/15
This wouldn't have anything to do with those games made by Charon would it?
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Posted 8/27/15
Duel
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Posted 8/27/15
I'm clearly a harem protagonist in this situation, so I'll calmly disarm them and pat their heads. I'll then reassure them that I'll think about it. Then I'll call the police.
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I should have made it a card game instead of checkers
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Posted 8/27/15
Run as far away as I possibly can

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Posted 8/27/15
Just lmao
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The one which shall have me is she who is victorious in a bout of deadly combat! BEGIN!

*grabs heavy object while they're distracted, waits for one to kill the other, whacks victor over the back of the head with said heavy object as hard as possible*
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Posted 8/27/15 , edited 8/27/15

Gigafist wrote:

This wouldn't have anything to do with those games made by Charon would it?


Not exactly, except giving me the idea of two yanderes. The rest (i.e. personalities, scenario, weapons.) came up after thinking about how to deal with two yanderes.
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Posted 8/27/15
Run Bitch Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 3/29/16

BlueOni wrote:

The one which shall have me is she who is victorious in a bout of deadly combat! BEGIN!

*grabs heavy object while they're distracted, waits for one to kill the other, whacks victor over the back of the head with said heavy object as hard as possible*


The cruelty! Well, that's one way to deal with it.
Posted 3/29/16
Zoinks. I'm gettin' outta here!
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