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Pokemon is evil!!!
Posted 8/28/15
My pastor told me pokemon is evil and that if i keep watching ill turn into one. Im already showing symptoms and im getting worried, i keep having this dream of some strange man in a lab coat asking if i know his grandsons name! also my skin is turning yellow and red circles are starting to appear on my cheeks and on my worst days i can only reply to people by saying my own name! please share and warn others of this evil show and the dangers of watching it! 1 Liek = 1 preyur lmao seriously tho my church told us this when we were younger lol they said some wild stuff
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your church must be a digimon fan
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Well at least he didn't say it was satanic in origins....
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Not sure what religion you are but if you're catholic show your pastor this.
http://nypost.com/2000/04/21/pokemon-earns-papal-blessing/
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Posted 8/28/15 , edited 8/28/15
Lol when i was a kid i was already doubting the existence of god and what not and i had a similiar experience as a kid.

Basically i had to go to a church camp of some sort (parents are extremly religous since i have a italian mom and hispanic dad both catholic) and i had a stack of pokemonr cards i brought for when i got bored. When i got there one of the priest took my cards that i spent all my allowance on and told me that pokemon is evil and satanic and he never gave them back.

At then so much stuff happened and after learning he threw away my cards this story end with me punching the priest in the stomach because i was so mad lol.
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Posted 8/28/15
Lmao wow that sucks dude i know the pain i used to have a huge collection of yu gi oh cards and my dad tossed em in the trash while i was at school. i thought i had lost them but he finally confessed years later that he threw them away lol what a douche
Posted 8/28/15 , edited 8/28/15
My grandfather told me that my Attack on titan manga is from the devil or something like that. I told him this. Quien fue el pendejo idiota que te dijo eso ? Let say he never brought it up again. Since my face was one of. SHUT THE FUCK OLD MAN.

Devil work my ass.
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Posted 8/28/15
punch him in the jejunum
Posted 8/28/15
Is It the year 2000 or something?
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Posted 8/28/15 , edited 8/28/15

HuastecoOtaku wrote: Is It the year 2000 or something?
no you have put a - to make it back in time -2000 we are .::||:_..-.._:||:_..-.._:||:_..-.._||::.



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Looks evil to me.
Posted 8/28/15
Pikachu, my own personal Jesus Christ.
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According to some priest, pokemon also makes you gay...
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