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First Indication of Elves Existence?
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What the **** do we do if it happens? lol
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Watch all the desperate gamers looking for wives get their hearts broken.

Sorry; even fantasy women have standards
Posted 9/1/15
Elves? Aren't elves just people with pointy ears. Some myths give them magic but basically just pointy eared people and yes those exist.
Posted 9/1/15
Smex them he he he he jk

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The first time the world took notice of Elves (sic) was when he had his acting debut and sang the title song for the movie "Love Me Tender" in 1956...
Posted 9/1/15 , edited 9/2/15
Same thing we do every time we white people find a weird and new race. Conquer, enslave, rape and pillage them.
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I would be the poor gamer with a broken heart. Why do elves have to have standards... probably higher too!
Posted 9/1/15
they're totally real.
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What do we do?

Whatever the hell we want to them. We're stronger and odds are that means we'll enslave, rape, kill, etc. We're terrible creatures.
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asharka wrote:

The first time the world took notice of Elves (sic) was when he had his acting debut and sang the title song for the movie "Love Me Tender" in 1956...


Don't Be Cruel, your joke got me All Shook Up.
Too Much? (My mother was a fan. Every Christmas especially, out came the old albums...)

As for Elves of the pointy-eared variety.. Doesn't some creepy old man at the North Pole have them working year-round in his sweat shop making toys so he can convince innocent little children to sit in his lap?
Posted 9/1/15
Missing socks
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What kind of elves? Santa's elves, Tolkien's, or some other of the several dozen variations on the race?
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I know what I would do if we discovered them tomorrow. (^w^)
Go to school like normal. (x.x") The odds of a elven transfer student is extremely unlikely.
Technically, there already are people who look like elves right? (o.o")
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Posted 9/1/15
Elves master race. Obey your elves. Resistance is futile.
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haikinka wrote:

Same thing we do every time we white people find a weird and new race. Conquer, enslave, rape and pillage them.


As long as we get them to work in maid outfits, I'm fine.
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