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To shorten it, you manage your own amusement park and hire a bunch of workers, including entertainers (which are mascots dressed as pandas). It was a long time ago, but I used to drop those pandas in the water and watched them drown. It was brutal but it was funny then. Long story short, Roller Coaster Tycoon has taught me how to manage something.

Edit: Oh yeah, I remember they cost too much to hire sometimes and I had too many, so instead of paying them I drowned them to save money.
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To shorten it, you manage your own amusement park and hire a bunch of workers, including entertainers (which are mascots dressed as pandas). It was a long time ago, but I used to drop those pandas in the water and watched them drown. It was brutal but it was funny then. Long story short, Roller Coaster Tycoon has taught me how to manage something.

Edit: Oh yeah, I remember they cost too much to hire sometimes and I had too many, so instead of paying them I drowned them to save money.


Oh okay.
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To shorten it, you manage your own amusement park and hire a bunch of workers, including entertainers (which are mascots dressed as pandas). It was a long time ago, but I used to drop those pandas in the water and watched them drown. It was brutal but it was funny then. Long story short, Roller Coaster Tycoon has taught me how to manage something.

Edit: Oh yeah, I remember they cost too much to hire sometimes and I had too many, so instead of paying them I drowned them to save money.


You know that you fire them right? So they can return to their kids, amy and Jeffery, and mend their marriage finally.
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I wouldn't need to be a god or king or hero. I'd rather be someone who works in the back where nobody sees me. Of course, there are things I'd want if I was master of a fantasy world, but fame, attention, and worship are not among them. Power and independence would be priorities.
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QTAC wrote:

To shorten it, you manage your own amusement park and hire a bunch of workers, including entertainers (which are mascots dressed as pandas). It was a long time ago, but I used to drop those pandas in the water and watched them drown. It was brutal but it was funny then. Long story short, Roller Coaster Tycoon has taught me how to manage something.

Edit: Oh yeah, I remember they cost too much to hire sometimes and I had too many, so instead of paying them I drowned them to save money.


You know that you fire them right? So they can return to their kids, amy and Jeffery, and mend their marriage finally.


Well I won an award for the worst theme park of the year once, so I was pretty bad managing anything. I also thought it would be better to get rid of them with a "hey, damn, there's a panda drowning for 3-5 seconds" instead of firing them where they disappear nowhere to be found ever again.
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sirisaacbeans wrote:


QTAC wrote:

To shorten it, you manage your own amusement park and hire a bunch of workers, including entertainers (which are mascots dressed as pandas). It was a long time ago, but I used to drop those pandas in the water and watched them drown. It was brutal but it was funny then. Long story short, Roller Coaster Tycoon has taught me how to manage something.

Edit: Oh yeah, I remember they cost too much to hire sometimes and I had too many, so instead of paying them I drowned them to save money.


You know that you fire them right? So they can return to their kids, amy and Jeffery, and mend their marriage finally.


Well I won an award for the worst theme park of the year once, so I was pretty bad managing anything. I also thought it would be better to get rid of them with a "hey, damn, there's a panda drowning for 3-5 seconds" instead of firing them where they disappear nowhere to be found ever again.


What if by drowning them, you gave them a better death then firing them? Where they into an abyss worse then the underworld, forever floating in nothing. You are the creater of the afterlife, and that is your themepark as the souls walk into to enjoy the rides. That's why theres nothingness on the other end.
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sirisaacbeans wrote:

You know that you fire them right? So they can return to their kids, amy and Jeffery, and mend their marriage finally.


Well I won an award for the worst theme park of the year once, so I was pretty bad managing anything. I also thought it would be better to get rid of them with a "hey, damn, there's a panda drowning for 3-5 seconds" instead of firing them where they disappear nowhere to be found ever again.


What if by drowning them, you gave them a better death then firing them? Where they into an abyss worse then the underworld, forever floating in nothing. You are the creater of the afterlife, and that is your themepark as the souls walk into to enjoy the rides. That's why theres nothingness on the other end.


I also thought that too. At least I know where they went instead of them leaving the park. I remember even trapping all my visitors in the amusement park once (that was probably the same year I got the worst themepark award lol).
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Roller Coaster Tycoon was hilarious.

I always start off serious but become less and less humane as I run the park and get tired of being accomodating. It usually ended with some insane death coaster and trapped patrons with no restrooms. And some very expensive food/drink stalls.
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Change Religion forever
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I wouldn't need to be a god or king or hero. I'd rather be someone who works in the back where nobody sees me. Of course, there are things I'd want if I was master of a fantasy world, but fame, attention, and worship are not among them. Power and independence would be priorities.


How sweet.
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Lots and lots of good books... Lots and lots of healthy meals and drinks.... LOTS OF FREE TIME. Anime.... Videos.... Music...

Assignments and exams that amount to NOTHING. But results are merely for self-evaluation. And I don't just mean crosses and ticks at the end of each response. I mean, in-depth criticism that leads to SOMEWHERE.

The ability to have everything and anything....

And, humans? Yeahhhhhhh....?

No.

Everyone else ... They're going to be really cute hamster gerbil things who can talk and do my bidding because they will LOVE ME.

And I mean, seriously... they will adore me.

And then, of course, I need my boyfriend. And my family. And his family. And some of our friends...

And then that's it.
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Free chicken wings...For everyone!!!!
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Free chicken wings...For everyone!!!!


I love you for that!
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