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Someone sneaks up behind you and says "Guess who?"
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Is it the Department of immigration?
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your mother

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this is why i always duct tape my asshole
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31 / M / Virginia
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ohhhhhhh my.
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29 / M / St.Louis
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My personal lord and savior
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25 / F / United States, DE
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The spiders.

I forgot to check for spiders and now they have come for me.
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26 / F / Ireland
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its those damn spiders
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No one
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32 / M / Central KY.
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Option 4....kekeke.
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Surprise buttsex
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M / [ ᴄʟᴀssɪғɪᴇᴅ ]
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I'll shoot em over my shoulder, before turnin' round.

If its some stranger, no loss.

If its someone I know, too bad.

e__e Their fault for bein' sneaky.
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M / guess
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The spider over lord has come for revenge
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38 / M / Maniwa Japan
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Please be a hot girl... please be a hot girl... please be a hot girl...



















and it's probably a bear
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waffle
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Being forever alone, it's probably just a random stranger.
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18 / F / Always my room
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In all seriousness its probably my mother
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