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Post Reply Your main anime crush appears with a baby.
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Posted 9/11/15
Please take this with as much silliness as possible.

Guys: Your main anime crush (or waifu) appears with a baby and a paternity test saying you are the father.

Gals: You just had a baby, and the paternity test states your main anime crush (husbando) is the father? Yes, your crush shows up.

What is your first thought and/or move? How screwed (or much in paradise) are you?
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Bastard!
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24 / M / St.Louis - USA
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The paternity test was falsified.
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If there's a baby and it's mine, I've already obviously been screwed.

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I would be mad that I actually missed out on the sex part of the deal...Then proceed to move into an anime world since of course she wouldn't be real
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.........I think I'm pretty screwed when I don't limit my waifu status labeling to only one person. Let's just say I'd have to be pretty rich to fulfill the typical societal norm of men paying for their wives and children. Like... Bill Gates rich. And each year I'd be in a constant rate of whatever I had last year, and never increasing.

Not that I care. As long as something pays for it. But then again, I wouldn't screw anyone just like that without thinking. But then again, even if it's anime, it's based around society and it's culture. So even dating would lead them to try to label me as the father. They better be READY whenever I want it, AND LIKE IT LIKE IT WAS THE GOLDEN GOD OF THEIR LIFE, if they expect me to take hundreds of the, them in and hundreds of babies that aren't mine. I'm not about to lose all my money, wind up homeless, and then get arrested in NYC for manspreading.
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I explain how i'm not responsible and run away..
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Posted 9/11/15
Yuno Gasai with my baby?



Paradise.
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Holy hell yes! <3 <3



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Posted 9/11/15 , edited 9/11/15
Well... Knowing Nyaruko-san... Even staring at her would get her pregnant...

Aside from that.. Having a baby with "The Crawling Chaos"/"The Man with 1000 Faces"/"The Black Man"/"The Black Pharaoh"/"The Bloated Woman" et. al... I would say I am pretty fucked. After all, one glance at my wife or the baby will send me into the infinite abyss of madness.

All I can say... 100% worth!



Edit: A bit sad I missed out on remembering the fun parts... I need to stop drinking so much... Anyhow, I always knew I liked older women... but million+ years old, damn me! She be robbing the cradle when we compare ages though. Cougar x100.
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Posted 9/11/15 , edited 9/11/15
I'll be trying to remember what happen that night, maybe a lot of drinking going on.
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Posted 9/11/15

PhantomGundam wrote:

Yuno Gasai with my baby?



Paradise.

For me it would also be Yuno.

Problem: my wife would turn yandere faster than Yuno.
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If it's my anime crush, the paper says it's my child, and they were real, I'd be extremely happy.


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Luffy...... Well I don't think....
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Hmm...well..I have four husbandos, so that might be interesting...

On the silly side, I could totally picture myself in the hospital, with all four showing up, demanding some sort of explanation. I could see the, each arguing over whose child it was, and once the test results came, asking me questions like "How could you do this to me?! I thought we were in love!"

And, of course, there would be other questions, such as, in the case of a man from mid-19th century Japan, in what era do we raise the child? How about, in the case of Kotetsu T. Kaburagi 's child...is there some law that would prevent me from traveling into the future and being a time immigrant like that South Park episode? And then there's Ren Jinguji, who, despite looking like no minor I've ever met...is apparently still in high school, and thus causes even more problems.

I guess this is what happens when the husbando thirst is real.


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