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Post Reply Checking for spiders verified. What are they doing?
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Posted 9/18/15 , edited 9/19/15
You chose to check for spiders and found some. What are they doing? Are they dancing, playing the drums, or joining a mariachi band? Are they cute or ugly? Big or small? Are they alive, dead, or undead?
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Causing people to set their houses ablaze.
It's their house now.
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Does anyone remember the movie Eight Legged Freaks?
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Are the spiders themselves checking for more spiders?

As for 8 legged freaks cant say i've seen it myself.
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Yeah, maybe the spiders are checking for humans.
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Evolutionary wonders. Diversified and well-adapted creatures worthy of praise, fear and respect.
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HuastecoOtaku wrote:

Does anyone remember the movie Eight Legged Freaks?


Yeah, it was so bad.
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Spiders?

Fuck that shit, kill it with FIRE!

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They are lurking in the polls
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A partnership was established that allowed the spiders to attack any intruders. They are now my "guards spiders".
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Terrance_Blaze wrote:

Spiders?

Fuck that shit, kill it with FIRE!



I keep a torch in my room for that.
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The spiders in my house are living happily. I do relocate them as necessary, but they're valuable predators. They're great generalist predators and keep the various bugs down. I only worry about the spiders that can make me sick or kill me. Black widows are the only concern around here. And even then they're pretty friendly if you treat them kindly. lol.
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Spiders are into some real kinky stuff...

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Shaking his arse like a boss!
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While it is confirmed that there are, in fact, large parasitic spiders living inside the skulls of at least 40% of the worlds population, it is still unknown what exactly they are trying to accomplish. Studies have shown strong neural connections between the host brain and that of the spider being made, where the spider appears to have almost full motor control of the host body. Independent movement is still possible but only through the spider, and it is believed that they have the ability to sever this neural connection at will to acquire total bodily control of the host.

It is also to be noted that each of the patients that participated in this study were not aware of the spiders presence until shown photographic evidence that the spider was indeed nested within their skull. Even after photographic and physical evidence had been presented, subjects still seemed to forget about the spider and had to be reintroduced with this evidence multiple times before any retention became apparent. Scientists in the control group were able to clearly distinguish the members of the study that contained the parasite from those that did not. However, host participants claimed to not see any difference between the test subjects with and without the spider. It is believed that the spider has the ability to create mental filters within the mind of the host that make it's presence, as well as the presence of other parasites, not apparent to the host; that is to say any person who has been overtaken by the spider would never acknowledge its presence.

It is advised that citizens approach anyone who does not believe that there are parasitic arachnids that feed on the human mind with extreme caution, as they may be playing host to one themselves
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