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for me it is well i roleplay or not so i decided to torture my friend to kiss her during an rp making her blush irl.
My real reason for doing so was to take a picture and show it to this girl who likes me and to make her super jealous.


What is the most dickish thing you have ever done xD
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When my best friend got marriged i took him 5 states away for his party then left him there with no wallet and told him to find his own way home that he needed a long think about what was going i was accually only a block away for the whole12 hours he was freaking out but it was dickish i think
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When I was in fifth grade I let my friend take the blame for something I did because I was too afraid to confess. To be fair, the teachers were making a much bigger fuss about it than was necessary so it seemed really big at the time.

She and I were passing notes this one day that we had a substitute teacher. The teacher, for whatever reason, was teaching us origami, so we were writing back and forth about how strange the teacher was (what we failed to grasp was that it was the lesson plan and not the teacher herself who was unusual). So I wrote something stupid like: "Yeah, she's like an alien." Anyway, the note was caught with my best friend and the teachers came down hard on her. They mistook the comment as a racism thing, and got really angry. She told them it wasn't her, but wouldn't tell them that it was actually me.

We had a mini cry session in the bathroom during third recess and that was the end of it. Kids are so resilient. I still feel guilty though.
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The most dickish thing I've ever done ......

would land me in jail for a very, very long time if I admitted to it

People's live's were altered that night by some truly terrible actions, and that was before I got involved.


You want dickish - here's the events that took place that night that I had no hand in.
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Me and couple friends went to Good Will got some coats didnt care how they looked costs maybe 2 dollars we played the poor card and are cold. Then we went to a restaurant put are coats on the chairs had a full dinner and left without paying-we left the coats as cover for maybe we are just in bathroom or somewhere in the place but snuck out kinda still feel guilty to waitress
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I didn't do this but I allowed it to happen
Last day of school, all exams are over and our class is called back to the form room while everyone else is sent home. Our form tutor is quite old, eccentric and we (erroneously, with hindsight) saw her as a demented old battle-axe who was out to ruin our lives (yes, by teaching us).
We get to the room and she isn't there, we all complain for a few minutes before a friend of mine (a boy with less morals than most worms) excitedly grabs her hand soap dispenser from her desk and rushes out of the door and down the stairs with it. I follow out of curiosity and look around before looking in the toilets, where I notice the pump mechanism of the dispenser on the floor. In an OPEN cubicle stands my friend, enthusiastically pleasuring himself into the bottle of liquid soap.
"Get out you pervert" he says.
So, reader, I did what anyone would do. I went back to the form room and waited with the other boys and girls. I actually chuckled when he swaggered in and replaced the soap on her desk, smiling and sweating. I felt guilty when she finally appeared, having written out a card for everyone and gave each of us a box of chocolates but I didn't say anything.
I dread to think what occurred the next year when she finished the bottle- I hope she threw it away before hand
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Ok so (keep in mind this happened in year 7 (7th grade) and I was a cocky attention seeking little shit at time) So as a joke I texted my friends ex saying I was going to rape her (I didn't want to and never did xD), in last class I got 2 phone calls and when I got out of class I looked at my phone and the police had called twice and I had a text off her mum, basically they thought I was like a 40 year old pedo or something, I told her mum that it was just a joke and she told the police to let me off, then she said she had told my friends mum and she was going to speak to my mum, but she never did so I got away with it. I still feel guilty though :blush:.
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I didn't do this but I allowed it to happen
Last day of school, all exams are over and our class is called back to the form room while everyone else is sent home. Our form tutor is quite old, eccentric and we (erroneously, with hindsight) saw her as a demented old battle-axe who was out to ruin our lives (yes, by teaching us).
We get to the room and she isn't there, we all complain for a few minutes before a friend of mine (a boy with less morals than most worms) excitedly grabs her hand soap dispenser from her desk and rushes out of the door and down the stairs with it. I follow out of curiosity and look around before looking in the toilets, where I notice the pump mechanism of the dispenser on the floor. In an OPEN cubicle stands my friend, enthusiastically pleasuring himself into the bottle of liquid soap.
"Get out you pervert" he says.
So, reader, I did what anyone would do. I went back to the form room and waited with the other boys and girls. I actually chuckled when he swaggered in and replaced the soap on her desk, smiling and sweating. I felt guilty when she finally appeared, having written out a card for everyone and gave each of us a box of chocolates but I didn't say anything.
I dread to think what occurred the next year when she finished the bottle- I hope she threw it away before hand


I knew someone that did this to the vanilla ice cream in the Chief's Mess while I was in the Navy.

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No mercy when I play basketball.
There are times kids like to interrupt my practice and play with me. I'm like, "ok. You better take this seriously so you can see the gap between us."

I just want the kids to be competitive and to make them realize that they have to work hard and develop their game of basketball... ...yea. (Nice excuse, right? Hahaha) Anyway, I'll block every single shot they take. I guard them for real. Steal the ball, whatever. Break their little ankles with a quick one two crossovers. >:D

I do this thing also on the elderly, and even on girly girls.


Also, when I play as a team, there are times I just don't go for the rebound. I just rely on my teammates on that and I just hang around on the three point line. Whut? I'm a franchise player. I ain't doing extra work. Harhar
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No mercy when I play basketball.
There are times kids like to interrupt my practice and play with me. I'm like, "ok. You better take this seriously so you can see the gap between us."

I just want the kids to be competitive and to make them realize that they have to work hard and develop their game of basketball... ...yea. (Nice excuse, right? Hahaha) Anyway, I'll block every single shot they take. I guard them for real. Steal the ball, whatever. Break their little ankles with a quick one two crossovers. >:D

I do this thing also on the elderly, and even on girly girls.


Also, when I play as a team, there are times I just don't go for the rebound. I just rely on my teammates on that and I just hang around on the three point line. Whut? I'm a franchise player. I ain't doing extra work. Harhar


Dam cherry picker camping in three point line you probably call ticky tacky fouls only when you miss?
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onibrotonel wrote:

No mercy when I play basketball.
There are times kids like to interrupt my practice and play with me. I'm like, "ok. You better take this seriously so you can see the gap between us."

I just want the kids to be competitive and to make them realize that they have to work hard and develop their game of basketball... ...yea. (Nice excuse, right? Hahaha) Anyway, I'll block every single shot they take. I guard them for real. Steal the ball, whatever. Break their little ankles with a quick one two crossovers. >:D

I do this thing also on the elderly, and even on girly girls.


Also, when I play as a team, there are times I just don't go for the rebound. I just rely on my teammates on that and I just hang around on the three point line. Whut? I'm a franchise player. I ain't doing extra work. Harhar


Dam cherry picker camping in three point line you probably call ticky tacky fouls only when you miss?


Sometimes when I know I'm going to miss the shot I'll say the F word and people mistakenly hear it as a foul. I'm like, "cool. Extra ball possession." Hahaha

Teammate #1: "Onibrotonel you're open. Take the shot."
Onibrotonel: "JR Smith doesn't take open shots. I'll hit this three right in your face. GUARD ME.GUARD ME MORE!!"

Hahahaha
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Well. Does it count if it's well deserved? I can be a huge dick if I need to be.

My senior speech for softball went along the lines of "I've had good coaches....And I've had bad coaches -stares at my coaches- You learn from both, but I think everyone knows where I stand. (Insert more insults) And I hope to God y'all don't wind up like me and my teammates and hate his game because of a bad coach. I hope no one else gets seriously injured because of a bad coach. High school isn't worth this. Continue to play club and I would even recommend little league before ever going to play for a bad coach." The speech went along those lines. Most of the team quit and left after that. The new incoming principal was there for the speech. Those coaches were removed the next year.

I have no regrets other than not being able to have them fired sooner.
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onibrotonel wrote:


scoobydew wrote:


onibrotonel wrote:

No mercy when I play basketball.
There are times kids like to interrupt my practice and play with me. I'm like, "ok. You better take this seriously so you can see the gap between us."

I just want the kids to be competitive and to make them realize that they have to work hard and develop their game of basketball... ...yea. (Nice excuse, right? Hahaha) Anyway, I'll block every single shot they take. I guard them for real. Steal the ball, whatever. Break their little ankles with a quick one two crossovers. >:D

I do this thing also on the elderly, and even on girly girls.


Also, when I play as a team, there are times I just don't go for the rebound. I just rely on my teammates on that and I just hang around on the three point line. Whut? I'm a franchise player. I ain't doing extra work. Harhar


Dam cherry picker camping in three point line you probably call ticky tacky fouls only when you miss?


Sometimes when I know I'm going to miss the shot I'll say the F word and people mistakenly hear it as a foul. I'm like, "cool. Extra ball possession." Hahaha


When your playing little kids and they go to the hole do you swat it and shake your finger and say not it my house- what a DICK if you do?
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scoobydew wrote:


onibrotonel wrote:


scoobydew wrote:


onibrotonel wrote:

No mercy when I play basketball.
There are times kids like to interrupt my practice and play with me. I'm like, "ok. You better take this seriously so you can see the gap between us."

I just want the kids to be competitive and to make them realize that they have to work hard and develop their game of basketball... ...yea. (Nice excuse, right? Hahaha) Anyway, I'll block every single shot they take. I guard them for real. Steal the ball, whatever. Break their little ankles with a quick one two crossovers. >:D

I do this thing also on the elderly, and even on girly girls.


Also, when I play as a team, there are times I just don't go for the rebound. I just rely on my teammates on that and I just hang around on the three point line. Whut? I'm a franchise player. I ain't doing extra work. Harhar


Dam cherry picker camping in three point line you probably call ticky tacky fouls only when you miss?


Sometimes when I know I'm going to miss the shot I'll say the F word and people mistakenly hear it as a foul. I'm like, "cool. Extra ball possession." Hahaha


When your playing little kids and they go to the hole do you swat it and shake your finger and say not it my house- what a DICK if you do?

Not much finger wavering.
I always forget to mimic and do Nba players' taunt impressions.
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Well. Does it count if it's well deserved? I can be a huge dick if I need to be.

My senior speech for softball went along the lines of "I've had good coaches....And I've had bad coaches -stares at my coaches- You learn from both, but I think everyone knows where I stand. (Insert more insults) And I hope to God y'all don't wind up like me and my teammates and hate his game because of a bad coach. I hope no one else gets seriously injured because of a bad coach. High school isn't worth this. Continue to play club and I would even recommend little league before ever going to play for a bad coach." The speech went along those lines. Most of the team quit and left after that. The new incoming principal was there for the speech. Those coaches were removed the next year.

I have no regrets other than not being able to have them fired sooner.


Speaking the truth and calling someone on it I would say never a Dick move you get Dickfree pass
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