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Posted 9/21/15

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Well. Does it count if it's well deserved? I can be a huge dick if I need to be.

My senior speech for softball went along the lines of "I've had good coaches....And I've had bad coaches -stares at my coaches- You learn from both, but I think everyone knows where I stand. (Insert more insults) And I hope to God y'all don't wind up like me and my teammates and hate his game because of a bad coach. I hope no one else gets seriously injured because of a bad coach. High school isn't worth this. Continue to play club and I would even recommend little league before ever going to play for a bad coach." The speech went along those lines. Most of the team quit and left after that. The new incoming principal was there for the speech. Those coaches were removed the next year.

I have no regrets other than not being able to have them fired sooner.


Speaking the truth and calling someone on it I would say never a Dick move you get Dickfree pass


Sweet. :p
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I was going to share something dickish, but other than the hand soap (which the poster didn't even do) these all seem pretty tame. Maybe I'm just a awful person who does terrible things.
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Otaku_J wrote:

I was going to share something dickish, but other than the hand soap (which the poster didn't even do) these all seem pretty tame. Maybe I'm just a awful person who does terrible things.


Say it- if you put it in writing then its like confession a Dick-move judge/spirit forgives you and you move on no guilt
Posted 9/21/15 , edited 9/22/15
Barreling through people to get home. I feel bad but you gotta move. It gets so crowded sometimes and there's always one dipwad with his face in his phone holding everyone up so you gotta push him outta the way and get moving or less it'll be forever


Also, fighting. I fight a lot, too much. I yell at people and curse them out, and it's not in my character to do it....It's just the lifestyle.
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I was a dick to my friend when I was in elementary school, called him pillsbury doughboy and poked him in the stomach. He did the same gesture too. I used to tease a lot but I took it too far :/ and he got upset so I stopped and felt really bad.

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probably ignored someone for three days straight
and I don't know what to say now. I feel bad but at the same time they don't make an effort to keep the convo going
and they're upset now and idk.
Im not sure what to do. I mean I wasn't just ignoring but bc they've made me so angry I just. stopped.
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Shiimmer wrote:

probably ignored someone for three days straight
and I don't know what to say now. I feel bad but at the same time they don't make an effort to keep the convo going
and they're upset now and idk.
Im not sure what to do. I mean I wasn't just ignoring but bc they've made me so angry I just. stopped.

The best way is to simply start a conversation and talk about the incident. Be honest.

The fear of confronting the person is usually far worse than actually doing so. Usually you'll find out the other person felt the same way but was also afraid to discuss it.

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Geez, where do I even start?

I put my sister's bras in the freezer.

I changed the time of my sister's clock and she got ready for school hours earlier.

I put a rubber band on the Kitchen Sink sprayer so it soaked my Dad's shirt when he went to do the dishes.

I turned off the power from the basement when my brother was playing on the PS3 after pissing me off. Got away as innocent too.

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Posted 9/21/15

Dariamus wrote:


Shiimmer wrote:

probably ignored someone for three days straight
and I don't know what to say now. I feel bad but at the same time they don't make an effort to keep the convo going
and they're upset now and idk.
Im not sure what to do. I mean I wasn't just ignoring but bc they've made me so angry I just. stopped.

The best way is to simply start a conversation and talk about the incident. Be honest.

The fear of confronting the person is usually far worse than actually doing so. Usually you'll find out the other person felt the same way but was also afraid to discuss it.



I agree to all this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ especially if its a dude we might grunt and act like its no big deal emotions for young men not so easy to come out you can even act like nothing happen and the dude 9/10 will act the same. Girls are alot tougher not sure on that they hold grudges and clicks
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PrinceJudar wrote:

Geez, where do I even start?

I put my sister's bras in the freezer.

I changed the time of my sister's clock and she got ready for school hours earlier.

I put a rubber band on the Kitchen Sink sprayer so it soaked my Dad's shirt when he went to do the dishes.

I turned off the power from the basement when my brother was playing on the PS3 after pissing me off. Got away as innocent too.


LoL, those are harmless practical jokes, not dickish maneuvers.

I used to be big on practical jokes:
- Super glue in all the locks in the barracks.
- Contact cement on a toilet seat (had to be surgically removed).
- Cayenne pepper in the coffee grounds
- Vaseline on the door knobs
- Capacitors wired to a metal idiot switch above a "DO NOT PUSH" sign
- Pouring a box of starch in the washing machine while someone else was washing their underwear.
- Freezing the paintball rounds.


My wife fiberglassed all four wheels of a teachers new car to the ground. Wish I had thought of that one.





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Posted 9/21/15 , edited 9/21/15

Dariamus wrote:
LoL, those are harmless practical jokes, not dickish maneuvers.



My victims would argue otherwise. They weren't laughing, but I sure was.



Meh, haven't done anything really nasty outside of shit like that. I might say pretty dickish things when I'm upset, but not more than I'm sure most people do. Soooo that's the extent of my dickish maneuvers really.
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PrinceJudar wrote:

Geez, where do I even start?

I put my sister's bras in the freezer.

I changed the time of my sister's clock and she got ready for school hours earlier.

I put a rubber band on the Kitchen Sink sprayer so it soaked my Dad's shirt when he went to do the dishes.

I turned off the power from the basement when my brother was playing on the PS3 after pissing me off. Got away as innocent too.



soooo alot no big deal but because sister brother thing major DICK move turning the power off while he gets his game on ohhh man that would be war for me sister= DOA
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soooo alot no big deal but because sister brother thing major DICK move turning the power off while he gets his game on ohhh man that would be war for me sister= DOA


He was so fucking mad, it was glorious.


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Posted 9/21/15 , edited 9/21/15

PrinceJudar wrote:


scoobydew wrote:

soooo alot no big deal but because sister brother thing major DICK move turning the power off while he gets his game on ohhh man that would be war for me sister= DOA


He was so fucking mad, it was glorious.




My sister crossed me couple times once I took all her porn and multiple vibrators and left them out so her guy friend who she was just starting to date could see them on her night stand I made sure by tying Mylar balloon to the vibrator and it said happy graduation or something stupid was cool at the time
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Posted 9/21/15

scoobydew wrote:


Otaku_J wrote:

I was going to share something dickish, but other than the hand soap (which the poster didn't even do) these all seem pretty tame. Maybe I'm just a awful person who does terrible things.


Say it- if you put it in writing then its like confession a Dick-move judge/spirit forgives you and you move on no guilt


Well, you see I once started this thing called AIDS. I don't know, now I've gone and got myself on the spot. Also I'm not sure what the statutes of limitations are on some things.
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