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Well, you see I once started this thing called AIDS. I don't know, now I've gone and got myself on the spot. Also I'm not sure what the statutes of limitations are on some things.

Not everything has a statue of limitations

Posted 9/21/15
I flirt with women, and then, as they get interested, I disappear.

As for the most dickish, I wouldn't say.
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Okay, so I have a memory from playing an MMORPG when I was ~13 that I still feel bad about.
Friend A had trusted me enough to lend me a strong item, then I was stupid enough to lend it out to Friend B (who I liked and wanted to impress), and he took off with it. So I quit and started over on a new server because I was too ashamed to tell Friend A.

EUUURRRRGGHHHHH!!!

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I once succumbed to road rage. I was stuck in traffic at a lightless intersection. I was on the main road, and there was a line of about a dozen cars lined up on the side road trying to get in, and cars stretching as far as I could see in front of and behind mine. I can't remember why, but I was livid on this particular commute, but my manners are pretty well ingrained. I stopped at the intersection, and let one of the people trying to get onto the road go ahead of me.

Then, I was hit by a sudden sense of calm. I stopped right where I was, and smiled and waved as each driver on the side road pulled up in turn, shot me a hesitant glance and, at my urging, continued into the main road ahead of me. It took about a minute or two, all told, and as the horns of frustrated, gridlocked drivers blared behind me, I grinned and thought "I'm such a nice guy."
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Otaku_J wrote:

I was going to share something dickish, but other than the hand soap (which the poster didn't even do) these all seem pretty tame. Maybe I'm just a awful person who does terrible things.


I'm getting the impression that it's more like there are worse things but there are legal repercussions to admitting to them.

I'm sure I've done worse things, but I probably don't remember them because I didn't feel as guilty about it. Or alternatively, I didn't realize that I was being a dick. For example, I was a shy high school girl once and there were a few times that I was informed by friends that I had been hit on by someone but completely failed to notice. They probably thought I was being a jerk for not even looking at them or saying anything back, but I honestly thought that they were talking to someone behind me.


Zeffypop wrote:

Okay, so I have a memory from playing an MMORPG when I was ~13 that I still feel bad about.
Friend A had trusted me enough to lend me a strong item, then I was stupid enough to lend it out to Friend B (who I liked and wanted to impress), and he took off with it. So I quit and started over on a new server because I was too ashamed to tell Friend A.

EUUURRRRGGHHHHH!!!



Hurting a friend really is the worst feeling. My post on page one was about letting my best friend take the fall for me in fifth grade. T-T
I will take this regret to my grave.
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Kitahoshi_Hazel wrote:

Hurting a friend really is the worst feeling.

A thousand times this.

Nothing is worse than deliberately hurting friends and family.


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When I was little, I was playing in this playground one day. Anyway, there was this sort of fountain where if you turn it on, it sprays water onto the sand or something like that. Anyway, there were these kids playing near it, and I heard one of them say that they didn't need any more water.

So I went and turned on the fountain, and I heard them say something like "Someone pushed it" (There was a button you press to turn on the fountain.). I was able to get away with turning on the fountain two more times.

Eventually, one of the kids was sent to guard the fountain. It was so funny.
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I griefed people in video games a few times.

I am a saint in comparison to you guys.
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xxJing wrote:

I griefed people in video games a few times.

I am a saint in comparison to you guys.


Damn, that one thing I've never stooped too.
I always hated people who would ruin the fun of others for their own amusement.



On the grand scale of things it's minor. Just a personal peeve.

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Stole Candy from a Baby.

...Well, it fell out the Mother's Baby satchel unnoticingly to Her, and I picked it up and it was the best Cherry Jolly Rancher I had ever eaten.


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I broke the arm rest on the couch and let my brother take the fall
They were new couches too
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Many years ago when I was a dumb teenager with a grudge against the world for no real reason, a friend and I snuck out late one night to the road outside the house of this old lady we hated...... We drew a crucifix with petrol on the road and lit it. And instantly regretted it. :/
Pretty dickish thing to do..... but a funny story to tell many years later. :D


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The most dickish thing I've ever done ......

would land me in jail for a very, very long time if I admitted to it

People's live's were altered that night by some truly terrible actions, and that was before I got involved.


You want dickish - here's the events that took place that night that I had no hand in.


OH come on, you can't just half-tell a story like that! Spill it!
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When I was yet a young warthog, I stole over $2000 in merchandise from my local Walmart. Primarily electronics and video games. I was never actually caught, either. If I could pay it back now though, I totally would. But I feel like the Walmart machine would eat me alive in court first.

Before that point in my life, I remember having a footrace with this other kid who actually shared my first name, which...being a bratty kid, I wanted to be unique. So we were actually racing for who would keep their name, rofl. Well, as it became evident that the other kid was a bit faster than I was and started pulling ahead, I remember sticking my foot forward intentionally and clipping his heel enough to trip him. He fell forward and bashed his lip open real good, but I didn't bother stopping. Only I finished obviously, but I felt really guilty after realizing he was crying and all bloody.

I also sell my brother out to his wife all the time. Any time something happens I know he wouldn't want his wife to know, I immediately tell her the next time I see her. It's always a worth a good laugh because the stuff he doesn't want her to know is always the dumb little things, and they get worse just because he tries to keep them hidden.
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Randompyrate wrote:

Many years ago when I was a dumb teenager with a grudge against the world for no real reason, a friend and I snuck out late one night to the road outside the house of this old lady we hated...... We drew a crucifix with petrol on the road and lit it. And instantly regretted it. :/
Pretty dickish thing to do..... but a funny story to tell many years later. :D


Dariamus wrote:

The most dickish thing I've ever done ......

would land me in jail for a very, very long time if I admitted to it

People's live's were altered that night by some truly terrible actions, and that was before I got involved.


You want dickish - here's the events that took place that night that I had no hand in.


OH come on, you can't just half-tell a story like that! Spill it!


I made things worse, much worse. Intentionally. To satisfy my own anger and loss.

My roommate, the girl, stopped taking care of herself, left the Navy, and gained over a hundred pounds in less than a year.

Bad things happened to the others involved.
I walked away scot free, but one day I'll burn in hell.

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Dated one of my sister's close friends... they aren't close now...

It ingrained in me a desire to U-35 all anime couple ships involving an older brother and his sister's friend
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