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Warning! Stupidity Alert!
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Heres a few I ran across a few times xD

These are all ACTUAL signs/labels on everyday objects.

If you have any you know of that I dont post, please post them, these are a good laugh =]

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In an information booklet

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener

Lmao, this one is just amazing
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison

I got loads more if anyone wants them, lemme know any good ones ya come across
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interesting?
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Ha.
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lol @ the first one
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...hahahahahahahahhhh...
that's just funny...
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NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO - On a blanket from Taiwan
DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY - On Boot's childrens cough medicine
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"Do not eat pizza that is frozen or uncooked" - A frozen pizza in the freezer.
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MADE IN CHINA from a US flag
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"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the BOTTOM of a supermarket dessert box

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts (thank god for that!) xD
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well you get those kinds of stupid warnings because some asshole probably tried to sue the company. like the person that sued mcdonalds because her coffee was hot and they won!
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children see children do - on my pack of smokes
Posted 2/7/08

HypnoSurf22 wrote:

well you get those kinds of stupid warnings because some asshole probably tried to sue the company. like the person that sued mcdonalds because her coffee was hot and they won!


lol..speaking of mcdonalds, some girl sued that company for making her fat

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biggestfan123 wrote:


HypnoSurf22 wrote:

well you get those kinds of stupid warnings because some asshole probably tried to sue the company. like the person that sued mcdonalds because her coffee was hot and they won!


lol..speaking of mcdonalds, some girl sued that company for making her fat



omg, serious? xD lolz
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Well it's either you warn people or someone might sue u =P
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Well these are all precautions, because people will sue for just about anything. Like a couple of years ago this one lady sued McDonalds for multimillions of dollars, because she got coffee spilled on her and there wasnt a "caution hot" on the cup. And she won.


WAH i didnt even read the post before me and someone had already said this...
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