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Posted 2/8/08
here a joke....

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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Posted 2/22/08
heres another.

mummy mummy, look at me im running in circles!!!!!!!!
mummy replies: SHUT UP, or i will nail your other foot to the floor!!!!!!!
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Posted 3/18/08
looks like we r the onli one contributing......*(-_-)*

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
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Posted 6/6/08
heres one......\


go fuck yourself bitch ok....
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