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Is is blasphemous to cry out "God" during sex?
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Here's a thought probably better suited for some kind of theology forum, but eh.

Would saying "oh God" during sex be taking the Lord's name in vain?
Especially if it was "unethical" sex?
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Posted 10/26/15 , edited 10/26/15
jesus h christ! what gave you such a stupid god damn idea?

wait, r u trying to tell us you like it up the.......rear? its okay man. i wont tell.

serisously, tho. are you trolling? cus CR is about the most irreverant place, what with satan-chan and all.
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Assuming the religion you follow/believe in states that, then yes. Then again, you aren't exactly going to burn in hell over it.

On another note, is it vulgar to use curse words and dirty talk during sex or would it be considered heated passion and foreplay?
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It makes him feel like he's taking part too
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there is no god in the sky watching over you waiting for you to fuck up so he can put you on the uninvited list. on that note no, it is not blasphemous to call out the name of an nonexistent figment of your imagination you were tricked into believing in by the church who took advantage of your completely natural fear of death
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well, on a serious note, romans 6:23 'Wages sin pays is death.' not hellfire. so if ur a christian, pretty sure you just die, if your jugded a sinner. 1 john 4:8 and all that jazz. ezek 18:20: 'the soul that is sinning, it will die.' kinda hard to burn in hell if your soul is DEAD.
Posted 10/26/15

nemoskull wrote:

jesus h christ! what gave you such a stupid god damn idea?

wait, r u trying to tell us you like it up the.......rear? its okay man. i wont tell.

serisously, tho. are you trolling? cus CR is about the most irreverant place, what with satan-chan and all.


Damn, I'd hit that....sexually.
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thnx for fap material
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Posted 10/26/15 , edited 10/26/15
Philistine.


Next you'll tell me you have no idea about "The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa."


Or Bernini.

Posted 10/26/15
Well, if you're not getting struck by lightning or spontaneously combusting (did I say that correctly?) right after you say it, my best bet is that you are forgiven.

You may continue indulging in your carnal sin, you godless harlot!






































(Just in case... I want to make this clear: It was a joke. Calm your butt.)
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well, then again, ifs its allah you belive in, maybe its best not to take his name in vain. i know id put up with a lot of crap for 72 virgins.
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Maybe in the eyes of some puritans, but sex is a sin to them almost wholly anyway, unless it's ~prized postmarital sex uwu~. So who cares what they think?
Posted 10/26/15

nemoskull wrote:

well, then again, ifs its allah you belive in, maybe its best not to take his name in vain. i know id put up with a lot of crap for 72 virgins.


What they don't tell you is that the virgins aren't necessarily women... Or even human.
Embrace your virginal toe fungus.
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nemoskull wrote:

well, then again, ifs its allah you belive in, maybe its best not to take his name in vain. i know id put up with a lot of crap for 72 virgins.


What they don't tell you is that the virgins aren't necessarily women... Or even human.
Embrace your virginal toe fungus.



damn, ur right.
tho id argue that satan chan is not human either. or moka, kurumu, est, suu, rory, tsuka......
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Posted 10/26/15 , edited 10/27/15

cyberfaust wrote:

Here's a thought probably better suited for some kind of theology forum, but eh.

Would saying "oh God" during sex be taking the Lord's name in vain?
Especially if it was "unethical" sex?


I hope they think of God when they shout His name too :). It's actually a good thing to do during sex. At such a heightened energetic state, by concentrating on God, you're actually helping yourself, believe it or not.

Of course mainstream religions aren't going to condone this. They're always about keeping humanity in a cycle of despair, need, and hopelessness... keeping the masses weak and docile so that the elites can practice the true religion and exert their dominance.

Geez, remove your limiters people. -_-
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