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Do you find Hitler jokes funny ?
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How many Hitlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nein.
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I found these postings funny. I often find bad taste - humorous.
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Posted 11/2/15 , edited 11/2/15
Not as funny as abortion jokes

Also:What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Jews burn longer
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Since some of you seem interested, here's the first 12 pages of the "Hitler Hiroki" screenplay draft (in the spoiler). I would do more, but it's a pain in the ass to format correctly on this forum.

Would enjoy any feedback, any criticism. Keep in mind that this is the first 12 pages so the antics in Japanese high school would come later after establishing the set-up. And also, it's a draft, so the dialogue would be touched up and made more "alive" later on in the writing process.

Posted 11/2/15

Regginator wrote:

Since some of you seem interested, here's the first 12 pages of the "Hitler Hiroki" screenplay draft (in the spoiler). I would do more, but it's a pain in the ass to format correctly on this forum.

Would enjoy any feedback, any criticism. Keep in mind that this is the first 12 pages so the antics in Japanese high school would come later after establishing the set-up. And also, it's a draft, so the dialogue would be touched up and made more "alive" later on in the writing process.




I wanna see where this goes now...
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Good jokes in general make me laugh
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Seacactus wrote:


Regginator wrote:

Since some of you seem interested, here's the first 12 pages of the "Hitler Hiroki" screenplay draft (in the spoiler). I would do more, but it's a pain in the ass to format correctly on this forum.

Would enjoy any feedback, any criticism. Keep in mind that this is the first 12 pages so the antics in Japanese high school would come later after establishing the set-up. And also, it's a draft, so the dialogue would be touched up and made more "alive" later on in the writing process.




I wanna see where this goes now...

I'll take that as a good thing.

I'm juggling another screenplay about B-Ball and Chaos Dunks, but if enough people demand it I would be down for leaving slam jamming behind to focus on Hitler Hiroki.

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Regginator wrote:

Since some of you seem interested, here's the first 12 pages of the "Hitler Hiroki" screenplay draft (in the spoiler). I would do more, but it's a pain in the ass to format correctly on this forum.

Would enjoy any feedback, any criticism. Keep in mind that this is the first 12 pages so the antics in Japanese high school would come later after establishing the set-up. And also, it's a draft, so the dialogue would be touched up and made more "alive" later on in the writing process.



It seems 2 nukes wasnt enough
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Of course zee Hitler jokes are funny you do NAZI them coming anne frankly they fill the room full of laughter.
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Angry Hitler YouTube videos--which no one today in the pubescent world of gamerz, comic-movie, and other fringe fandoms gets the central point of--were hilarious in the first two very specifically targeted instances they were used.

Provided, of course, you'd actually seen the end of "Downfall", and knew the specific movie scene being referenced.
At which point, "Toshiba's reaction to losing Warner HD-DVD", and "Hillary Clinton's reaction to losing Super Tuesday" would have you on the floor with richly deserved satire....Oh, it was so, so TRUE.
You just can't go around comparing anyone to Hitler in the last days of the Russian front, unless they've worked that hard to deserve it.
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Sometimes people are rather clueless. I remember one time back in the late 1990's I took some classes at the local college, and someone had made a webpage and even printed out flyers linking Hitler to Volkswagen. Turns out they had a Vanagon with issues and while using HOTBOT (think Google for 1998) had uncovered the SECRET OF HITLER AND VOLKSWAGEN.



I might have sent them a couple thousand VW/hitler/jew jokes as a NO SHIT SHERLOCK moment of my life.Since my DD at the time was a 1955 Oval window bug.

TRIGGERWARNING, BAD JOKE


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Posted 11/2/15 , edited 11/4/15
If the the punchline is that millions of people burned to death, than no I don't.
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ChinaCat89 wrote:

If the the punchline is that millions of people burned to death, than no I don't.


There is an unspoken rule that audiences have with comics: "Never point a gun you don't seriously mean to shoot."
We'll accept a comic making un-PC jokes if the joke seems personally invested enough to be his actual opinion. If it isn't, and he's throwing shock value for the immature rush of it, the audience is likely to consider the comic a big fat fraud and shout "KILL HIM!!!!"

If you're not an actual card-carrying Neo-Nazi, and have no tattoos to your name, telling "shocking" Hitler jokes is the lamest act of dull jackassery on earth. (If you were, of course, you would have no concept of wit or humor that didn't involve raging angry bile, and the result would be approximately the same.) And oh, please start ranting about your "First Amendment rights" if the joke doesn't go over, so we can go into the details of why you technically don't have any.
Nothing invokes the primal homicidal urge in man's darker nature more than hearing someone less intelligent or creative try to tell a joke for his own personal amusement.
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