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I'm interested to see what you guys have had in terms of weird conversation twists with the opposite sex. I know it wouldn't be fair to ask and not give my experience so I'll tell ya now!

Was talking to a girl for a brief time general chit chat with the odd flirty bit in there and we started to get pretty close. We were good friends before this and one night we were just talking as usual and out of the blue she tells me "She wants me to tie her up and F*ck her."

I sat on my bed with my head in my hands thinking



So there we go Ladies and Gents, that's mine. Now how about yours?
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Trannies yo.... nuff said
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Jorvac wrote:

I'm interested to see what you guys have had in terms of weird conversation twists with the opposite sex. I know it wouldn't be fair to ask and not give my experience so I'll tell ya now!

Was talking to a girl for a brief time general chit chat with the odd flirty bit in there and we started to get pretty close. We were good friends before this and one night we were just talking as usual and out of the blue she tells me "She wants me to tie her up and F*ck her."

I sat on my bed with my head in my hands thinking



So there we go Ladies and Gents, that's mine. Now how about yours?


Well did you do it?

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No I didn't unfortunately. Missed an opportunity hahahaha
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I never actually had a conversation with anyone outside my family. I was something of a celebrity/oddity in my youth, and in exchange for my charming abilities I lost the ability to conversate appropriately, often making lewd jokes and such to entertain those around me. I was a weird one in my youth, yes I was.
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When I was dating my ex-boyfriend he told me one night that he just got a message from his friend who was in town. He said that she'd had a fight with her parents and that she was pretty upset. Being the not-a-crazy-girlfriend, I responded sanely with: "Oh, maybe you should go see her and talk to her or something." Then he followed it up with this gem:

"What can I do with her?"
If you're confused, so was I. He went on to clarify that he was asking what he could do with her sexually. Once again, totally sanely:
"Nothing. She's upset. You just talk to her, maybe hug her." Then he gets all sulky.
"Well there's no point in going then."

I should give a bit of back story here: he and his last girlfriend had an arrangement with said female friend wherein they occasionally all got together to 'do things'.

The punchline to this joke of my life is that I'm sure he's one of the guys who thinks he only attracts crazy girls but the truth is that he seems to have a natural ability to sabotage his own relationships.
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Aye well I'm the same as you I'm not too well at conversing with people and usually resort to humour to connect with people xD Been a while since I've talked to anyone in such detail since haha
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Jorvac wrote:

No I didn't unfortunately. Missed an opportunity hahahaha






for me, nope. I'm a quiet shy guy, my social circle includes

Posted 11/3/15

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Jorvac wrote:

No I didn't unfortunately. Missed an opportunity hahahaha






for me, nope. I'm a quiet shy guy, my social circle includes



Sometimes, I wonder how aroused I would be if all those eevee evolutions were hot and sexy women.
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In my experience shy guys seem to get the girls where I'm from xD Probably why I was always that guy watching my quiet friends be really popular with girls xD
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I seem to routinely have odd conversations with people of the opposite sex. Although in my case it is usually because I tend to hang out with a bunch of guys who have hearing loss due to being competitive shooters for years and not using hearing protection. It is amazing how many different interpretations there can be of one phrase when you sit around a campfire with several hard of hearing people who refuse to admit they might need hearing aids. Most of the time I just sit back and find the various convoluted conversations going on around me hilarious because every individual at the campfire is carrying on the conversation they think they're hearing from the other guys and not one of them is actually talking about the same subject.

Example: John says, "Who brought that pie, it was really good?"
I reply, "Craig and Tammy brought the pie."
John, "Who the hell are Frank and Fanny?"
Rob, "Frank? Isn't he the guy with the 12th Tennessee?"
Joe, "12 what? We don't have 12 people for that match. We only need 8 people, the other 4 will have to walk."
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Jorvac wrote:

No I didn't unfortunately. Missed an opportunity hahahaha


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i believe you, OP

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That sounds like good fun to listen in on

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Yep, it is Jorvac. It just gets better as the 'shine disappears too...
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